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Cover Up in a Mall
Season 7 • 03/05/2003
Jon ends the show, reveals tomorrow's guest, and gives advice to mall shoppers.
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01:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Dis Missile
Iraqi forces use bulldozers to destroy the first of over 100 mid-range missiles, but Ari Fleischer isn't impressed.
03/04/2003
01:49
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Intro - Turkey
The average Turk's hash and anal experience is no different than those of peoples anywhere else in the world.
03/04/2003
02:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Thames the Brakes
In an effort to ease its rapidly growing congestion problem, London relies on a network of Orwellian video cameras that captures license plate numbers and issues tickets.
03/04/2003
07:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Walter Isaacson
Walter Isaacson defends running a mindless car chase instead of a good story.
03/04/2003
00:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - The Colossal Colon
Children gather around a colossal colon on display.
03/04/2003
00:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Mr. Homeland Security
A reveler at Mardi Gras dresses up as Mr. Homeland Security.
03/05/2003
05:48
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Constitution Schmonstitution XXVII: Faith Based Aid
Stephen Colbert shows the quick and pious way to cash in on the faith based gravy train.
03/05/2003
04:49
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Faith Accompli
Deeply inconvenienced by church and state separation, President George W. Bush looks for ways around it.
03/05/2003
05:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Adrien Brody
Since being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor, Adrien Brody has had an insane week of popularity.
03/05/2003
02:00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Mark Your Calendar - March
Ed Helms provides information on March events: Mardi Gras, Genealogy Day, Johnny Appleseed Day, and Anesthetic First Used Day.
03/05/2003
00:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Cover Up in a Mall
Jon ends the show, reveals tomorrow's guest, and gives advice to mall shoppers.
03/05/2003
00:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Nude Protesters
Nude protesters in Santiago, Chile, streak for peace.
03/06/2003
03:31
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
War Protests
With regard to protests, The Bush administration has issued a strict policy of not giving a crap.
03/06/2003
06:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
David Cross
David Cross is just trying to bring about world peace through swearing and blasphemy.
03/06/2003
03:31
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Killer Apps
The e-bomb looks like a joint venture between the Air Force and Oscar Mayer.
03/06/2003
03:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - Clothes-Minded
After being arrested in a mall for wearing a "Peace on Earth" t-shirt, Stephen Downs will be tried in food court.
03/06/2003
02:47
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - The Kids are All Left
It was the largest student walk-out seen at Fairview High School since the entire senior class spent one Friday protesting the hot sun by drinking cold beer.
03/06/2003
01:40
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The Music Ban
Most of the Broadway musicals shut down and the tourists are mildly inconvenienced.
03/10/2003
06:46
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Les Gelb Pt. 1
Former correspondent Les Gelb talks to Jon about what should be done in Iraq and what to do with the other countries that have nuclear weapons.
03/10/2003
01:58
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Intro - St. Patrick's Day
On the day the United States goes to war, the world will see Americans partying in the streets.
03/10/2003
02:07
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Show Business
Stephen Colbert reports on the Broadway strike's far reaching effects.
03/10/2003
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