The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Cover Up in a Mall

Season 7 • 03/05/2003

Jon ends the show, reveals tomorrow's guest, and gives advice to mall shoppers.

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Dis Missile

Iraqi forces use bulldozers to destroy the first of over 100 mid-range missiles, but Ari Fleischer isn't impressed.
03/04/2003
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Intro - Turkey

The average Turk's hash and anal experience is no different than those of peoples anywhere else in the world.
03/04/2003
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Thames the Brakes

In an effort to ease its rapidly growing congestion problem, London relies on a network of Orwellian video cameras that captures license plate numbers and issues tickets.
03/04/2003
07:11

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Walter Isaacson

Walter Isaacson defends running a mindless car chase instead of a good story.
03/04/2003
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Moment of Zen - The Colossal Colon

Children gather around a colossal colon on display.
03/04/2003
00:14

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Moment of Zen - Mr. Homeland Security

A reveler at Mardi Gras dresses up as Mr. Homeland Security.
03/05/2003
05:48

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Constitution Schmonstitution XXVII: Faith Based Aid

Stephen Colbert shows the quick and pious way to cash in on the faith based gravy train.
03/05/2003
04:49

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Faith Accompli

Deeply inconvenienced by church and state separation, President George W. Bush looks for ways around it.
03/05/2003
05:25

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Adrien Brody

Since being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor, Adrien Brody has had an insane week of popularity.
03/05/2003
02:00

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Mark Your Calendar - March

Ed Helms provides information on March events: Mardi Gras, Genealogy Day, Johnny Appleseed Day, and Anesthetic First Used Day.
03/05/2003
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Cover Up in a Mall

Jon ends the show, reveals tomorrow's guest, and gives advice to mall shoppers.
03/05/2003
00:25

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Moment of Zen - Nude Protesters

Nude protesters in Santiago, Chile, streak for peace.
03/06/2003
03:31

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War Protests

With regard to protests, The Bush administration has issued a strict policy of not giving a crap.
03/06/2003
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David Cross

David Cross is just trying to bring about world peace through swearing and blasphemy.
03/06/2003
03:31

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Killer Apps

The e-bomb looks like a joint venture between the Air Force and Oscar Mayer.
03/06/2003
03:12

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Headlines - Clothes-Minded

After being arrested in a mall for wearing a "Peace on Earth" t-shirt, Stephen Downs will be tried in food court.
03/06/2003
02:47

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Headlines - The Kids are All Left

It was the largest student walk-out seen at Fairview High School since the entire senior class spent one Friday protesting the hot sun by drinking cold beer.
03/06/2003
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The Music Ban

Most of the Broadway musicals shut down and the tourists are mildly inconvenienced.
03/10/2003
06:46

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Les Gelb Pt. 1

Former correspondent Les Gelb talks to Jon about what should be done in Iraq and what to do with the other countries that have nuclear weapons.
03/10/2003
01:58

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Intro - St. Patrick's Day

On the day the United States goes to war, the world will see Americans partying in the streets.
03/10/2003
02:07

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Show Business

Stephen Colbert reports on the Broadway strike's far reaching effects.
03/10/2003
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