The Colbert Report
Jay Keasling
Season 5 E 34 • 03/10/2009
Jay Keasling says the same yeast that we use to produce beer and bread will soon be fueling our cars and planes.

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The Colbert ReportS5 E33
Exclusive - Better Know a District - Wyoming's At-Large - Cynthia Lummis
Stephen asks Cynthia Lummis what Wyoming's black guy is like.
03/09/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E33
Intro - 3/9/09
If Stacy drugged Rex's drink, who is going to perform Felicia's brain surgery?
03/09/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E33
Sleep Tight, Abraham
Sleep tight, Abraham. You've got a big day tomorrow.
03/09/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E33
Lisa Hannigan
Lisa Hannigan sewed the cover, liner notes and lyrics of her album "Sea Sew."
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The Colbert ReportS5 E33
New Baby Abraham Carter Grosz
Any script, teleplay or offspring generated by an employee of The Colbert Report is the intellectual property of Stephen Colbert.
03/09/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E34
Sick Three-Way
Stephen is an unwilling party to your sick three-way, and he'll see you in court.
03/10/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E34
Space Module: Colbert - William Gerstenmaier
Stephen asks William Gerstenmaier to commit to naming the space module "Colbert," if he wins the online vote.
03/10/2009
04:18
The Colbert ReportS5 E34
Conservative Rap Battle - Droppin' Science on Michael Steele
Michael Steele may not have seen "8 Mile," but a key part of every rap battle is showing up to the rap battle.
03/10/2009
02:41
The Colbert ReportS5 E34
Coffee-Induced Hallucinations
Stephen should have never bought M. Night Shyamalan coffee.
03/10/2009
00:34
The Colbert ReportS5 E34
Intro - 3/10/09
Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele is in trouble -- his punishment: being chairman of the Republican Party.
03/10/2009
04:57
The Colbert ReportS5 E34
Jay Keasling
Jay Keasling says the same yeast that we use to produce beer and bread will soon be fueling our cars and planes.
03/10/2009
06:06
The Colbert ReportS5 E35
The Word - Rand Illusion
Stephen wants to live on an island with the CEOs, hedge fund managers, House Republicans and TV pundits.
03/11/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E35
Stephen's Encore
If you clap for 23.5 hours straight, Stephen will come back for an encore.
03/11/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E35
Intro - 3/11/09
Republicans turn to a classic novel for inspiration -- 'It was the worst of times, it was the worster of times.'
03/11/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E35
Howard Fineman
Howard Fineman believes Americans were born and bred to argue.
03/11/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E35
Cheating Death - Legal, Sweat & Pre-Natal Health
For those who want custom babies, but can't afford designer prices, Prescott introduces the Build-A-Baby Workshop.
03/11/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E35
Earmarks Abuse Ends Tomorrow
Obama announces the end of earmarks abuse, and then signs an appropriations bill containing nearly 9,000 earmarks.
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The Colbert ReportS5 E36
Intro - 3/12/09
Guess where Stephen's face is showing up now -- besides your grilled cheese sandwiches.
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The Colbert ReportS5 E36
Mahmoud's Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal
If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here.
03/12/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 E36
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Barreleye Fish
National Geographic releases footage of a fish that has a see-through head and twitching green sacks of goo for eyes.
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The Colbert ReportS5 E36
It Could Be Worse - Simon Johnson
Simon Johnson explains why America's economy resembles an unstable, emerging market.
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