The Colbert Report

David Shields

Season 6 • 04/14/2010

David Shields tries to turbo-charge contemporary writing by ignoring the laws regarding appropriation.

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WikiLeaks Military Video
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Stephen wants to know where the WikiLeaks guys are located and how soon the Pentagon can reach them with a Predator drone.
04/12/2010
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02:16

Dow Hits 11,000
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Stephen's financial advisor, Gorlock, has assured him that the Dow will continue to rise indefinitely.
04/13/2010
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Sign Off - Cupcake Chicken Sandwich
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Stephen makes a cupcake sandwich with two chicken patties.
04/13/2010
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Thought for Food - Mentally Ill Advertisers & German Cupcakes
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Burger King uses mental illness to sell food, KFC unveils the Double Down sandwich, and McDonald's introduces cupcakes to Germans.
04/13/2010
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The Word - The Lost Cause
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Every time Southerners try to celebrate Confederate heritage, Yankees ruin it by mentioning the s-word.
04/13/2010
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Jon Mooallem
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Jon Mooallem discusses the observations of same-sex activities in about 450 different species.
04/13/2010
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09:35

Sunday Morning Fact-Checking - Jake Tapper & Bill Adair
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Jake Tapper explains why he hired PolitiFact's Bill Adair to fact-check his Sunday morning talk show, "This Week."
04/14/2010
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Sign Off - China's Central Finance Ministry
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Stephen works on his tax return to send to the People's Glorious Central Finance Ministry.
04/14/2010
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02:42

President Obama Bows Again
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On his latest international apology tour, President Obama hands America's sovereignty to China with a bow.
04/14/2010
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02:49

Ryanair Charges for Toilets
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Airlines enter a golden age of wallet sodomy as Ryanair charges passengers to use the toilet.
04/14/2010
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04:52

David Shields
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David Shields wants writers to ignore the laws regarding appropriation and create new forms for the 21st century.
04/14/2010
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Sign Off - Tax Deadline
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For those of you scrambling to finish your taxes -- 4, 38, 512, 65.
04/15/2010
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05:56

Aimee Mullins
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Aimee Mullins, who has two prosthetic legs, says the average pinup model has more prosthetics in her breasts than she has on her body.
04/15/2010
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Intro - 4/15/10
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Stephen finds out who's not filling out their census forms, and Aimee Mullins explains what she did with the rest of the carbon-fiber cheetah.
04/15/2010
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03:14

Formula 01 Liquid Genetic Material
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Stephen announces his own bargain-priced generic daddy butter, Formula 01 Liquid Genetic Material.
04/15/2010
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04:35

Tip/Wag - Forbes & Hipsters
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Forbes Magazine forgets to add Richard Branson to its list of fictional rich people, and hipsters don't fill out Obama's census.
04/15/2010
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Stephen Saves the Space Program
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NASA shows its appreciation for Stephen's heroism by inviting him to go to Houston for astronaut training.
04/15/2010
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02:19

Marilyn Monroe's X-Rays
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Good for you, whoever is making money selling a dead woman's private gynecological X-rays.
04/19/2010
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02:51

Volcano Eyjafjallajokull
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If Iceland's volcanic eruption doesn't let up before summer, thousands of college students will have to backpack around the U.S.
04/19/2010
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06:34

George Will
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George Will talks about the history of baseball, debates health care reform and criticizes Ronald Reagan.
04/19/2010
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00:05

Sign Off - Too Big to Fail
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Stephen takes a break from reading Andrew Ross Sorkin's book, "Too Big to Fail," to say goodnight.
04/19/2010
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