This Is Not Happening

Exclusive - Pete Johansson - Pain Management - Uncensored

Season 3 E 2 • 10/20/2016

Pete Johansson reveals unusual details about his sexual awakening and his mother's death.

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16:12

This Is Not HappeningS2 E6
Ari Shaffir - The Chinese S**t Situation - Uncensored

When Ari Shaffir went to China, he had some digestive issues but found it hard to relieve himself because of China's difficult bathroom situation.
03/29/2016
11:43

This Is Not HappeningS2 E6
Nicole Byer - Adventures in Drinking - Uncensored

Nicole Byer shares her love of drinking and recalls some of the strangest experiences she's had while drunk.
03/29/2016
14:06

This Is Not HappeningS2 E8
Ari Shaffir - The Holy Spirit - Uncensored

Ari Shaffir explains why he ended up pretending to be the attorney for a guy who thought he was the Holy Spirit (and how it backfired).
04/12/2016
09:27

This Is Not HappeningS2 E8
Joey Diaz - A Santeria Prediction - Uncensored

When Joey Diaz was growing up, his mother had an arrangement with undercover cops -- until one took advantage of her and had to face karmic retribution.
04/12/2016
11:19

This Is Not HappeningS3 E1
Ari Shaffir - The Time Ari Used a Condom - Uncensored

After Ari Shaffir had sex with a stranger he didn't trust, he ended up going to extreme lengths to avoid disposing of a condom in her home.
10/13/2016
06:12

This Is Not HappeningS3
Exclusive - Ari Shaffir - How This Is Not Happening Happened - Uncensored

Comedy Central chats with Ari Shaffir about his favorite stories from This Is Not Happening and how it evolved from a live show to a web series to a television show.
10/13/2016
13:58

This Is Not HappeningS3 E1
Sal Vulcano - Possible Terrorism - Uncensored

When Sal Vulcano got someone else's package in the mail, he decided to play a little game with the intended recipient and ended up getting in way over his head.
10/13/2016
09:35

This Is Not HappeningS3 E2
Lavell Crawford - White-Girl Day Camp - Uncensored

When Lavell Crawford was a kid, he went to camp, fell in love with a white girl and almost drowned because of a negligent counselor.
10/20/2016
13:46

This Is Not HappeningS3 E2
Doug Stanhope - Love Triangle at the Coach & Horses - Uncensored

After a bad breakup, Doug Stanhope's rebound relationship with a beautiful woman runs into an unexpected obstacle.
10/20/2016
14:31

This Is Not HappeningS3 E2
Greg Behrendt - Dog Pills - Uncensored

Greg Behrendt tries to treat his depression with his dog's medication, does a stint in rehab and then ends up finding out he has cancer while in Australia.
10/20/2016
13:59

This Is Not HappeningS3 E2
Exclusive - Pete Johansson - Pain Management - Uncensored

Pete Johansson remembers leafing through a pornographic magazine with his mother and explains how he coped differently with the passing of his mom and dad.
10/20/2016
09:12

This Is Not HappeningS3 E3
Al Jackson - Guest Speaker - Uncensored

Al Jackson accidentally says yes to a gig that turns out to be an early morning speech about note-taking and organization.
10/28/2016
16:35

This Is Not HappeningS3 E3
Andrew W.K. - Cafe Wha? - Uncensored

When Andrew W.K. was a teenager, he moved to New York City to become a fashion designer, but instead, he ended up participating in a terrifying audition for a band.
10/28/2016
13:02

This Is Not HappeningS3 E3
Maria Bamford - Psych Ward - Uncensored

When Maria Bamford checked herself into a psychiatric hospital, it was only the beginning of a spiral into mental illness that prevented her from doing comedy for two years.
10/28/2016
12:06

This Is Not HappeningS3 E4
Brian Regan - Boo Sailboat

While on the campaign trail with a famous dog, Brian Regan is forced to give a confusing speech to amped-up hockey fans.
11/04/2016
14:32

This Is Not HappeningS3 E4
Rory Scovel - Shart Attack - Uncensored

Young Rory Scovel was on his way to a pool party when an unexpected gastrointestinal event changed his life forever.
11/04/2016
07:20

This Is Not HappeningS3 E4
Ari Shaffir - The Christmas Spirit - Uncensored

The first time Ari Shaffir stayed in New York for Christmas, he was moved to do something kind for a stranger and got in a little over his head.
11/04/2016
09:31

This Is Not HappeningS3 E4
Exclusive - Ryan Sickler - Cocaine Alligator - Uncensored

When Ryan Sickler was in community college, he attended a party that got out of hand when the host did too much cocaine and took out his pet alligator.
11/04/2016
13:06

This Is Not HappeningS3 E5
Louie Anderson - My Brother the Safecracker - Uncensored

Louie Anderson's whole family has something to say when the FBI comes around looking for his safecracker of a brother.
11/11/2016
09:19

This Is Not HappeningS3 E5
Bonnie McFarlane - Burning Down the House - Uncensored

Bonnie McFarlane doesn't realize that her house is on fire because she's too focused on tarot cards.
11/11/2016
12:10

This Is Not HappeningS3 E5
Liza Treyger - Always Getting Arrested - Uncensored

Liza Treyger's miserable college experience sends her spiraling into alcoholism and into the path of law enforcement.
11/11/2016
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