The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
The Futile Crescent
Season 11 • 03/16/2006
"Political maneuvering" is President Bush's euphemism for "giant air assault."
Bye Bye BirdieThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Nate Corddry learns that like Dick Cheney, he too has what it takes to shoot something that has no chance of ever getting away.
Headlines - Motion CensureThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Senator Russ Feingold introduces a resolution to censure President Bush for illegal wiretapping, but he gets no love on the Senate floor.
Vin DieselThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Vin Diesel tells Jon how he gained thirty-five pounds for a role.
Courtroom Caption Contest - Zacharias MoussaouiThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
The winner of the Zacharias Moussaoui Courtroom Caption Contest wins a framed print signed by the courtroom artist and a lifetime supply of flesh tone pastels.
Operation SwarmerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Ed Helms explains that the air assault in Iraq is just America returning to what America does best.
Intro - Send Jon MoneyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Jon is happy to know you use every part of The Daily Show, just like the Native Americans.
Moment of Zen - Peter PaceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
General Peter Pace maintains that the Iraqi people must choose the path toward civil war or the path toward freedom.
Katherine Harris's BreastsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Jason Jones explains that Katherine Harris is banking her Senate campaign on her spectacular breasts.
Daily/Colbert - Pre-Show MeditationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Stephen Colbert is just finishing up his pre-show meditation.
Second Term FatigueThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
President Bush has a classic case of the second-term blahs.
The Futile CrescentThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
President Bush gives an exciting sneak peek of upcoming "political maneuvers" in Iran.
Iraq War in Retro-Perspective - The QuestionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Which of the following events last longer than the Iraq War?
Iraq War in Retro-Perspective - The AnswerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
As the Hundred Year's War devastated Europe, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's separation devastated America.
Intro - Drunk Right NowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
A member of the audience gives Jon Stewart a bottle of wine.
Preview - 3/21/06The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Jon Stewart ends the show and previews tomorrow's top story.
Headlines - Three At LastThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
President George W. Bush knows what God knows a little better than Iraq's former Prime Minister Ayad Allwai.
Mess O'Potamia - The GatheringThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
In Iraq, a new government emerges of the people, by the people, for the people, as long as there are no people.
Clive OwenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Jon Stewart tries to guess the "crazy pricks" that have worked with Clive Owen.
Daily/Colbert - Lord of the DanceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Jon Stewart checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
Moment of Zen - St. Patrick's Day CoverageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
A montage of the 24-hour news networks celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
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