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The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/9/11
Season 7 • 03/09/2011
Antonin Scalia will know if Clarence Thomas has a conflict of interest.
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00:37
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Welcome Zoe Simone Sanchez
Stephen is sure Zoe Simone Sanchez is wearing a limited edition Vera Wang onesie.
03/08/2011
06:03
The Colbert Report
S7
Dan Sinker
Dan Sinker questions the sanity of anyone who actually thought he was Rahm Emanuel on Twitter.
03/08/2011
02:13
The Colbert Report
S7
Happy Mardi Gras & International Women's Day
Stephen celebrates women's regrettable self-exposure and their achievements on Mardi Gras Day.
03/08/2011
03:18
The Colbert Report
S7
Charlie Sheen & Fake Rahm Emanuel on Twitter
Charlie Sheen gets a new gig as Twitter overlord, and the fake Rahm Emanuel is unmasked.
03/08/2011
04:17
The Colbert Report
S7
Light Bulb Ban
The socket huggers claim that pigtail bulbs last up to 10 years, but they haven't considered how the efficient lights will affect the joke-telling industry.
03/08/2011
05:24
The Colbert Report
S7
Bench Press - Anthony Weiner
Anthony Weiner wants to ensure that the Supreme Court upholds a standard of ethics by asking Clarence Thomas to recuse himself from health care cases.
03/09/2011
05:40
The Colbert Report
S7
David Brooks
David Brooks describes the way unconscious emotions affect people's decisions and values.
03/09/2011
04:35
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen Gives Up Catholicism for Lent
Giving up Catholicism for Lent shows Stephen's devotion to the great religion that he no longer practices.
03/09/2011
03:37
The Colbert Report
S7
Bench Press
If every Supreme Court justice had to recuse themselves over a conflict of interest, we would never see John Roberts' NASCAR robe.
03/09/2011
00:42
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Jewish Stephen
Now that Stephen is Jewish, he is legally obligated to tell you to call your mother.
03/09/2011
00:26
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 3/9/11
Clarence Thomas may have a conflict of interest, and Stephen hopes David Brooks' book, "The Social Animal," is about a hamster on Facebook.
03/09/2011
00:45
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Enjoy the Moment
Stephen wants everyone to take a deep breath and enjoy the moment.
03/10/2011
02:16
The Colbert Report
S7
Newt Gingrich Wants to Screw America
Newt Gingrich only cheated on his wives because he's so passionate about America.
03/10/2011
01:29
The Colbert Report
S7
Colbert PAC Ad
Stephen launches ColbertPAC.com with his very own high-budget promotional video.
03/10/2011
03:31
The Colbert Report
S7
Peter King Understands Violent Radicalism
Tennessee fights back against Sharia law, and Peter King holds a hearing to investigate radical American Muslims.
03/10/2011
06:16
The Colbert Report
S7
Colbert PAC Ad
Stephen shows support for Tim Pawlenty's courage to stand next to Scott Walker with a patriotic message.
03/10/2011
00:31
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 3/10/11
Al Qaeda recruits Americans, and Reza Aslan will talk about the Islamic-American experience if he makes it past Stephen's security.
03/10/2011
06:36
The Colbert Report
S7
Reza Aslan
Reza Aslan thinks Peter King's hearings to investigate Muslim radicalization are a useless enterprise.
03/10/2011
00:32
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 3/21/11
The escalating conflict in Libya means good news for troops, Stephen's self-portrait goes up for auction, and Steve Martin does some bluegrass.
03/21/2011
01:24
The Colbert Report
S7
Exclusive - Raging Art-On Pt. 5
Stephen warms up and gives his portrait a pep talk in preparation for the big auction at an art gallery in New York.
03/21/2011
07:39
The Colbert Report
S7
Raging Art-On - Art 1
Stephen talks to Simon de Pury and checks out the competition at the Phillips de Pury Gallery.
03/21/2011
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