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The Colbert Report
Intro - 3/9/11
Season 7 • 03/09/2011
Antonin Scalia will know if Clarence Thomas has a conflict of interest.
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00:37
Sign Off - Welcome Zoe Simone Sanchez
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen is sure Zoe Simone Sanchez is wearing a limited edition Vera Wang onesie.
03/08/2011
06:03
Dan Sinker
The Colbert Report
S7
Dan Sinker questions the sanity of anyone who actually thought he was Rahm Emanuel on Twitter.
03/08/2011
02:13
Happy Mardi Gras & International Women's Day
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen celebrates women's regrettable self-exposure and their achievements on Mardi Gras Day.
03/08/2011
03:18
Charlie Sheen & Fake Rahm Emanuel on Twitter
The Colbert Report
S7
Charlie Sheen gets a new gig as Twitter overlord, and the fake Rahm Emanuel is unmasked.
03/08/2011
04:17
Light Bulb Ban
The Colbert Report
S7
The socket huggers claim that pigtail bulbs last up to 10 years, but they haven't considered how the efficient lights will affect the joke-telling industry.
03/08/2011
05:24
Bench Press - Anthony Weiner
The Colbert Report
S7
Anthony Weiner wants to ensure that the Supreme Court upholds a standard of ethics by asking Clarence Thomas to recuse himself from health care cases.
03/09/2011
05:40
David Brooks
The Colbert Report
S7
David Brooks describes the way unconscious emotions affect people's decisions and values.
03/09/2011
04:35
Stephen Gives Up Catholicism for Lent
The Colbert Report
S7
Giving up Catholicism for Lent shows Stephen's devotion to the great religion that he no longer practices.
03/09/2011
03:37
Bench Press
The Colbert Report
S7
If every Supreme Court justice had to recuse themselves over a conflict of interest, we would never see John Roberts' NASCAR robe.
03/09/2011
00:42
Sign Off - Jewish Stephen
The Colbert Report
S7
Now that Stephen is Jewish, he is legally obligated to tell you to call your mother.
03/09/2011
00:26
Intro - 3/9/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Clarence Thomas may have a conflict of interest, and Stephen hopes David Brooks' book, "The Social Animal," is about a hamster on Facebook.
03/09/2011
00:45
Sign Off - Enjoy the Moment
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen wants everyone to take a deep breath and enjoy the moment.
03/10/2011
02:16
Newt Gingrich Wants to Screw America
The Colbert Report
S7
Newt Gingrich only cheated on his wives because he's so passionate about America.
03/10/2011
01:29
Colbert PAC Ad
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen launches ColbertPAC.com with his very own high-budget promotional video.
03/10/2011
03:31
Peter King Understands Violent Radicalism
The Colbert Report
S7
Tennessee fights back against Sharia law, and Peter King holds a hearing to investigate radical American Muslims.
03/10/2011
06:16
Colbert PAC Ad
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen shows support for Tim Pawlenty's courage to stand next to Scott Walker with a patriotic message.
03/10/2011
00:31
Intro - 3/10/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Al Qaeda recruits Americans, and Reza Aslan will talk about the Islamic-American experience if he makes it past Stephen's security.
03/10/2011
06:36
Reza Aslan
The Colbert Report
S7
Reza Aslan thinks Peter King's hearings to investigate Muslim radicalization are a useless enterprise.
03/10/2011
00:32
Intro - 3/21/11
The Colbert Report
S7
The escalating conflict in Libya means good news for troops, Stephen's self-portrait goes up for auction, and Steve Martin does some bluegrass.
03/21/2011
07:39
Raging Art-On - Art 1
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen talks to Simon de Pury and checks out the competition at the Phillips de Pury Gallery.
03/21/2011
05:33
Crisis in the Middle Everywhere - Japan & Libya
The Colbert Report
S7
Japan suffers a massive earthquake, and America launches air strikes against Libya.
03/21/2011
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