The Colbert Report
Goodbye, Conan O'Brien
Season 5 • 02/12/2009
Stephen steals Conan O'Brien's invisible pocket dance strings.
Robert BallardThe Colbert ReportS5
Robert Ballard explains why ocean exploration is a good investment.
Truth From the GutThe Colbert ReportS5
Forget looking into each other's eyes for the truth, we need to look into each other's guts.
Good Night -- Except for the West CoastThe Colbert ReportS5
That's it for The Report, unless you are watching on the West Coast.
Intro - 2/11/09The Colbert ReportS5
Wshington, D.C. wants a vote, and Glenn Beck brings innovation to Fox News.
Westminster Dog Show Snub - Formula 40-WoofThe Colbert ReportS5
Pick up some Formula 40-Woof today if you want your dog to be a winner.
DC Voting Rights Act - Eleanor Holmes NortonThe Colbert ReportS5
Eleanor Holmes Norton will give Stephen a key to DC when residents get their voting rights.
Steven PinkerThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wonders if putting your genome on the Internet is like posting the social security number that God gave you.
The DaColbert Code - Oscar PredictionsThe Colbert ReportS5
Instead of watching the movies, Stephen uses the DaColbert Code to pick the Oscar winners.
Adam GopnikThe Colbert ReportS5
Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
Obama Poster Debate - David Ross and Ed ColbertThe Colbert ReportS5
David Ross and Ed Colbert debate the copyright issues surrounding Shepard Fairey's Obama poster.
Goodbye, Conan O'BrienThe Colbert ReportS5
Conan O'Brien has to get his invisible strings from Stephen if he ever wants to do his little dance again.
Exclusive - Stephen's Sexiest MomentsThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen explores love and lust with feminists, authors and interns.
Stephen's Prayer DayThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen lets a miracle rip on his prayer day.
Helen FisherThe Colbert ReportS5
Helen Fisher describes what happens to your brain when you're in love.
Stephen's Moral DimensionThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen tests his moral dimension to find out if people are praying hard enough.
Breaded Fish SticksThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen's bread and fish miraculously become breaded fish sticks.
Intro - 2/23/09The Colbert ReportS5
The economic crisis drives people back to church, and Stephen talks chemistry with matchmaking expert, Helen Fisher.
Turning to Religion - Jim MartinThe Colbert ReportS5
Father Jim Martin believes an economic recession lowers people's defenses, making it easier for God to break through.
Nailed 'Em - Buffet CrimeThe Colbert ReportS5
Dan Linscomb gets hauled off to jail for allegedly sharing from his buffet plate.
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