Comedy Central Presents
Lizz Winstead - Department of Homeland Security Website
Season 9 E 2 • 10/07/2004
Here's where to find the real terrorists.
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Comedy Central PresentsS9 E7
Christian Finnegan - Monopoly
There are people who are Monopoly smart and people who are Trivial Pursuit smart.
03/11/2005
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Russ Meneve - Animals
Are there people provoking shark attacks?
04/08/2005
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Comedy Central PresentsS9 E10
Russ Meneve - Therapy
Russ needs therapy.
04/08/2005
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Comedy Central PresentsS9 E10
Russ Meneve - Safety
Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.
04/08/2005
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Comedy Central PresentsS9 E10
Russ Meneve - Food vs. Sex
Russ talks dirty to cookies.
04/08/2005
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Comedy Central PresentsS9 E10
Russ Meneve - Walkie-Talkie Phones
Walkie-talkie phones are annoying.
04/08/2005
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Comedy Central PresentsS9 E10
Russ Meneve - Valentine's Day
Russ considers himself a lonely guy.
04/08/2005
02:54
Comedy Central PresentsS9 E10
Russ Meneve - More Love, Less War
Russ would be the worst POW.
04/08/2005
01:54
Comedy Central PresentsS9 E10
Russ Meneve - Good Intentions
The inventor of the ski mask had the best of intentions.
04/08/2005
01:26
Comedy Central PresentsS9 E10
Russ Meneve - Racism and Hate
Jewish people can only partially admit to their heritage.
04/08/2005
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Comedy Central PresentsS9 E10
Russ Meneve - God
Russ Meneve is a bad person.
04/08/2005
02:12
Comedy Central PresentsS9 E10
Russ Meneve - My Penis
Russ' Snapple cap says that girls like big wieners.
04/08/2005
01:36
Comedy Central PresentsS9 E12
Lynne Koplitz - Grapes
Lynne's roommate asked for four grapes.
04/29/2005
02:11
Comedy Central PresentsS9 E12
Lynne Koplitz - Passionate Men
Lynne loves it that men give sex their all.
04/29/2005
00:51
Comedy Central PresentsS9 E12
Lynne Koplitz - Thirties
Things change when you're in your 30s.
04/29/2005
01:52
Comedy Central PresentsS9 E12
Lynne Koplitz - Homeless
Jesus never lived in Manhattan.
04/29/2005
02:34
Comedy Central PresentsS9 E12
Lynne Koplitz - Lollipop
A grown woman cannot walk down the street with a lollipop in New York.
04/29/2005
01:29
Comedy Central PresentsS9 E12
Lynne Koplitz - Younger Guys
Dating younger guys isn't what it's cracked up to be.
04/29/2005
01:18
Comedy Central PresentsS9 E12
Lynne Koplitz - Boyfriend
Lynne's boyfriend doesn't know how crazy she is.
04/29/2005
01:09
Comedy Central PresentsS9 E12
Lynne Koplitz - Special Diet
Lynne Koplitz's joke about extreme dieting got a frightening response from a Los Angeles crowd.
04/29/2005
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