The Colbert Report
The Word - Lombardi
Season 1 • 12/13/2005
Quitters should pay more attention to America's coach: George W. Bush.
The Colbert ReportS1 Un-American News - Tootsie
A Spanish newspaper awards "Tootsie" a completely and totally un-American three-star rating.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/12/05
The war on Christmas, cuts in health insurance, foreign press and guest Harry Smith on this episode of The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS1 Formidable Opponent - Steroids
Stephen and Stephen debate whether a crackdown on performance-enhancing drugs will save the world of sports or just rob it of its superstars.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - NBA
Not one of the 170 guards who the National Basketball Association employs has ever been accused of torturing a prisoner.
The Colbert ReportS1 Bob Costas
Bob Costas reveals which sports are manly and which ones are just low-scoring European prance parties.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/13/05
Stephen determines what makes a great coach and learns about performance-enhancing steroids. Plus, Bob Costas will judge Stephen's triple salchow.
The Colbert ReportS1 The De-Ballification of the American Sportscape
Stephen demonstrates how the telestrator works on actual footage of Tony Blair playing soccer.
The Colbert ReportS1 Sign Off - Excellence in Everything
Stephen presents tonight's Colbert Report Special Report trophy for the Omnisport Award for Excellence in Everything.
The Colbert ReportS1 Sports Update
Stephen checks some of last night's sports scores by using the footage he can afford.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Lombardi
George W. Bush has played five great quarters so far. He never quits; he never pulls out.
The Colbert ReportS1 King Kong
"King Kong" is an allegory for the times: Kong is Bush, Skull Island is Washington and Naomi Watts is America.
The Colbert ReportS1 Dermot Mulroney
Dermot Mulroney tells Stephen about his new movie, what it's like to be a chick-flick actor, and whether or not he could take Yo-Yo Ma.
The Colbert ReportS1 Sign Off - Three Stockings
Stephen puts an IOU for an Xbox 360 in The Heroes' stocking.
The Colbert ReportS1 Tip/Wag - Redefining Cruel and Unusual
Stephen tips his hat to the Pentagon for redefining cruel and unusual interrogation tactics and wags his finger at Australia's riots.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 12/14/05
Stephen reports on President Bush's awareness level, reminds America of his journalistic status and talks to actor Dermot Mulroney.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Travolta
Newsweek says Bush is in a bubble. Stephen doesn't think that's a bad thing.
The Colbert ReportS1 Mark Cuban
Stephen talks to Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban about politics and how he became a billionaire.
The Colbert ReportS1 Tax Deductions
Stephen explains what you need to know about business-related tax deductions and shows off some of the items that he'll be deducting.
The Colbert ReportS1 War on Holiday
After researching the origin of the word "holiday," Stephen declares war on "holiday."
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