The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 7 • 03/25/2003
The Defense Department lowers its wartime budget from $95 billion to $74.7 billion.
Jim Kelly Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jim Kelly talks about how a magazine stays relevant during the Iraq War.
Pre-Show ActivitiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Stephen Colbert has been imbedded in room 101 of the Beverly Hills Hilton to report on the toning down of the pre-show spectacle.
Jim Kelly Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jim Kelly talks about skipping stories for the overwhelming coverage of the Iraq War.
Stock & AweThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The skills that investors use to pick stocks are the same ones you'd use to bet when someone will die.
Moment of Zen - HalliburtonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Shot of Halliburton's office building, with the Star Spangled Banner playing.
Frogs and LocustsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon Stewart reports that Iraq seems to be an uninviting place.
The Halliburton ContractThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The arrangement between Halliburton and the Bush administration can best be characterized as a sad sigh.
Love is On the AirThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Some inventive singles are creating ways of dating that don't involve a television at all.
Halliburton WinsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The U.S. Government has already begun handing out contracts to corporations to clean up and rebuild the country we haven't finished bombing yet.
Connie NielsenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Connie Nielsen lives like a white trash teenager, staying up late, having kids, and eating Snickers.
Wartime CheckThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
President Bush unveils his proposed war budget of $74.7 billion, which included extra missiles.
Desert Storm II: Actual StormThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Embedded reporter Rob Corddry reports from the middle of a sandstorm in Iraq, where the sky is orange and glass is in the forecast.
Death to SmoochyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon apologizes for sucking in "Death to Smoochy," which troops in the Middle East are apparently watching when they get a chance to relax.
Intro - 3/26/03The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon is surprised to hear a fifty-year-old spring breaker in his audience request to see his tits.
Moment of Zen - SandstormThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
American soldiers battle a fierce sandstorm in Iraq.
Produce Pete Steve Carell - BeetsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Produce Pete Steve Carell takes his viewers to the glorious world of beets, where he teaches about its spinachy leaves and his wife-to-be Ivanka.
Travel TipsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ed Helms trots around the globe and learns that the globe doesn't like Americans so much.
Ringo StarrThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ringo Starr constantly wonders what he is doing.
You, Your Health & You - SARSThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The World Health Organization is confident it can stop the spread of a new disease called SARS, as long as it finds out what it is and how to treat it.
Preview - 3/27/03The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon previews tomorrow's show, featuring guest Hilary Swank and Ed Helms' look into celebrity politics.
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