The Colbert Report
Donald Trump's Creative Truth & Mitt Romney's Poll Numbers
Season 8 • 05/29/2012
Mitt Romney and Donald Trump's coziness leads to typical, lefty-liberal criticism.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Two Weeks Off & Dry Roasted Peanuts
The Report is off for the next two weeks, and Stephen snacks on peanuts.
The Colbert ReportS8 Francis Collins
Dr. Francis Collins talks about America's weight problem, evolution and the holistic way to confront obesity.
The Colbert ReportS8 Barack Obama's Gay Blasphemy
God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate.
The Colbert ReportS8 ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys
Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mother's Day Shout Out
Stephen gives a shout out to America's moms -- especially his.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 5/10/12
Innovations change crime fighting, Wisconsin braves government turmoil, and Dr. Francis Collins explores HBO's obesity documentary.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 5/29/12
Donald Trump makes a contentious claim, Egypt kicks off its presidential elections, and Charlize Theron discusses her film "Snow White and the Huntsman."
The Colbert ReportS8 Who's Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Awards & Maxim's Hot 100
The Peabody Awards are two-thirds of the way to fully recognizing Stephen's greatness, and Maxim names Stephen one of the hottest women in the world.
The Colbert ReportS8 Charlize Theron
Actress Charlize Theron discusses fairy tales, beauty, and Stephen's prizewinning switch from handsome man to hot woman.
The Colbert ReportS8 Donald Trump's Creative Truth & Mitt Romney's Poll Numbers
Donald Trump reveals Barack Obama's birthplace, and Mitt Romney must win over America's Sasquatch hunters and alien abductees.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 5/30/12
The U.N. makes a shocking announcement, Alan Alda gives scientists an easy task, and Facebook stock continues to fall.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mexico's Drug & Potato Chip Wars
Mexico's Knights Templar cartel sets fire to PepsiCo warehouses, making enemies of the most powerful American names in chip trafficking.
The Colbert ReportS8 Alan Alda
Actor Alan Alda discusses good business models, the World Science Festival and his international Flame Challenge.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Stephen's Matchbox
Stephen strikes a match and inspects the flame.
The Colbert ReportS8 Buy Best-Selling "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"
Stephen's clearly nonfiction book about a talking, soul-searching pole hits two best-selling lists, while Bill O'Reilly's book lags behind.
The Colbert ReportS8 Barack Obama's Righteous Drone Strikes
The government takes out Al Qaeda's "number two," and Barack Obama finds an alternative to shutting down Guantanamo Bay.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Two Birds With One Drone
The Obama administration reasons that anyone in a strike zone is likely Al Qaeda, so no one has to feel guilty about civilian casualties.
The Colbert ReportS8 Jack Hitt
Author Jack Hitt explores America's self-made history, job creators and the cyclical nature of amateurism.
The Colbert ReportS8 Michael Bloomberg's Super-Sized Soda Scheme
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg plans to ban super-sized sodas, even though America hasn't achieved type-3 diabetes yet.
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