The Colbert Report

Balls for Kidz - Gambling

Season 3 • 01/22/2007

Balls for Kidz explains why people gamble.

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02:34

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The Advent of O'Reilly

Stephen has been spending the whole day making sure everything is perfect for his guest, Bill O'Reilly.
01/18/2007
04:12

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We The Mediator - Trump v. O'Donnell

Stephen is forced to side with Rosie O'Donnell over Donald Trump.
01/18/2007
02:08

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O'Reilly's Microwave

To honor the historic crossover of The Colbert Report and The O'Reilly Factor, Stephen steals a microwave.
01/18/2007
05:52

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Bill O'Reilly

Stephen finally gets to sit at the foot of the master, Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly.
01/18/2007
06:29

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Tom Schaller

Stephen demands to know why Tom Schaller thinks the Democrats don't need to bother with the South to win the 2008 election.
01/22/2007
03:51

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The Word - Exact Words

Stephen agrees with Alberto Gonzales: if the Constitution doesn't explicitly state a right, then we don't have it.
01/22/2007
04:05

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Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Terence Koh

Terence Koh rides Stephen's coattails by selling off his sperm.
01/22/2007
00:32

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Intro - 1/22/07

Stephen was thinking, if America wasn't busy, maybe it'd like to watch his show.
01/22/2007
00:18

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Sign Off - Zeppelin Reunion

A Led Zeppelin reunion with Lars Ulrich at the drums is cut for time.
01/22/2007
00:42

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The Bears

The Saints' loss at the hands of the Bears has Stephen reaffirming his hatred of bears in general.
01/22/2007
04:08

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Balls for Kidz - Gambling

Balls for Kidz takes a look at why people gamble and why kids shouldn't gamble.
01/22/2007
05:25

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Michael Steele

Michael Steele sits with Stephen to talk about that special Bush magic.
01/23/2007
00:28

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Wednesday Today

The audience is riled up enough to get Stephen to do Wednesday's show today.
01/23/2007
00:31

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Intro - 1/23/07

The Logo network's new podcast might have your blackberry marrying your iPod.
01/23/2007
04:35

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Lieber vs. Lieber

Stephen gets liberal Russ Lieber to stand up for the Republican minority in Congress and fight himself.
01/23/2007
05:06

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ThreatDown - The Weather Channel

Stephen provides a media watchdog edition of the ThreatDown, complete with a shot at The Weather Channel.
01/23/2007
03:44

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Pre-tape

Stephen goes to great lengths to explain how the show you are watching was taped last night.
01/23/2007
05:47

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Lou Dobbs

Stephen and Lou Dobbs agree that Congress should be accountable for America's problems.
01/24/2007
03:06

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State of the Union - Cheney Wins

Not only did Stephen stand and clap through the entire State of the Union, he kept applauding till just a couple of minutes ago.
01/24/2007
00:32

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Intro - 1/24/07

Time Magazine lays off 300 people, and Lou Dobbs talks about "The War on the Middle Class."
01/24/2007
05:00

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The Word - Great News

The free market has shown you no longer need a staff of credible, experienced journalists. Now, all you need is a camera phone and a live journal.
01/24/2007
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