The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 01/11/2011
Lithuania's national perfume smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.
Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS7
Joe Davis broadcasts America's location into space by transmitting vaginal contractions to aliens.
Fen MontaigneThe Colbert ReportS7
Fen Montaigne explains how global warming affects Antarctic penguins and rising sea levels.
Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS7
The Alien Hunter warns against luring extraterrestrials, but a possible pirate already gave away Earth's position.
Bull SessionsThe Colbert ReportS7
Mike Fitzpatrick and Pete Sessions apologize for missing their oath of office, but they swore in through the TV.
MeTunes - Grammy Vote - Dan Auerbach, Patrick Carney & Ezra KoenigThe Colbert ReportS7
Members of the Black Keys and Vampire Weekend fight for Stephen's Grammy vote for Best Alternative Music Album.
Snowstorm PreparationThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen prepares for a huge snowstorm that is expected to dump 14 feet of snow.
Chris HughesThe Colbert ReportS7
Chris Hughes talks about working for the Obama campaign and helping people connect to a non-profit through Jumo.
Intro - 1/11/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen hopes Nicki Minaj wins a Grammy, a former Soviet bloc country weaponizes pierogies, and Chris Hughes starts a site for Jewish sumo wrestlers.
Lithuania PerfumeThe Colbert ReportS7
Lithuania releases its own national perfume that smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.
Bernard-Henri Levy Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS7
Bernard-Henri Levy believes America needs to escape from Sarah Palin's black hole of political rhetoric.
The Word - Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of AngrinessThe Colbert ReportS7
If incendiary rhetoric isn't connected to the Arizona tragedy, it logically follows that it must be good.
Bernard-Henri Levy Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen informs Bernard-Henri Levy that Americans think of public intellectualizing the same as public urination.
50 Cent Makes Money on TwitterThe Colbert ReportS7
50 Cent doesn't see anything illegal about buying 30 million shares of penny stocks and instructing his Twitter followers to run up the price.
Kevin SpaceyThe Colbert ReportS7
Kevin Spacey explains that Jack Abramoff went to prison for overcharging Native Americans, but Stephen thinks that makes him a patriot.
Israeli Vulture SpyThe Colbert ReportS7
Authorities in Saudi Arabia conclude that a vulture wearing a GPS tag from the Tel Aviv University is an Israeli spy.
Thought for Food - Fruit Pouch, Doritos Ad & Super Big GulpThe Colbert ReportS7
PepsiCo makes fruit possible to eat, a Doritos ad outrages Catholics, and 7-Eleven shrinks its Super Big Gulp to 40 ounces.
Sign Off - New York PostThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen signs off with the New York Post.
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