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Lithuania Perfume
Season 7 • 01/11/2011
Lithuania's national perfume smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.
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00:04
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Goodnight
That's it for The Report.
01/10/2011
05:26
The Colbert Report
S7
Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 2
Joe Davis broadcasts America's location into space by transmitting vaginal contractions to aliens.
01/10/2011
04:59
The Colbert Report
S7
Fen Montaigne
Fen Montaigne explains how global warming affects Antarctic penguins and rising sea levels.
01/10/2011
04:49
The Colbert Report
S7
Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 1
The Alien Hunter warns against luring extraterrestrials, but a possible pirate already gave away Earth's position.
01/10/2011
03:05
The Colbert Report
S7
Bull Sessions
Mike Fitzpatrick and Pete Sessions apologize for missing their oath of office, but they swore in through the TV.
01/10/2011
09:43
The Colbert Report
S7
MeTunes - Grammy Vote - Dan Auerbach, Patrick Carney & Ezra Koenig
Members of the Black Keys and Vampire Weekend fight for Stephen's Grammy vote for Best Alternative Music Album.
01/11/2011
01:38
The Colbert Report
S7
Snowstorm Preparation
Stephen prepares for a huge snowstorm that is expected to dump 14 feet of snow.
01/11/2011
05:30
The Colbert Report
S7
Chris Hughes
Chris Hughes talks about working for the Obama campaign and helping people connect to a non-profit through Jumo.
01/11/2011
00:38
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 1/11/11
Stephen hopes Nicki Minaj wins a Grammy, a former Soviet bloc country weaponizes pierogies, and Chris Hughes starts a site for Jewish sumo wrestlers.
01/11/2011
00:05
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Pringles
Stephen pops the lid off a can of Pringles.
01/11/2011
02:59
The Colbert Report
S7
Lithuania Perfume
Lithuania releases its own national perfume that smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.
01/11/2011
00:04
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Goodnight
That's it for The Report.
01/12/2011
03:02
The Colbert Report
S7
Bernard-Henri Levy Pt. 2
Bernard-Henri Levy believes America needs to escape from Sarah Palin's black hole of political rhetoric.
01/12/2011
06:41
The Colbert Report
S7
The Word - Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Angriness
If incendiary rhetoric isn't connected to the Arizona tragedy, it logically follows that it must be good.
01/12/2011
05:34
The Colbert Report
S7
Bernard-Henri Levy Pt. 1
Stephen informs Bernard-Henri Levy that Americans think of public intellectualizing the same as public urination.
01/12/2011
05:14
The Colbert Report
S7
50 Cent Makes Money on Twitter
50 Cent doesn't see anything illegal about buying 30 million shares of penny stocks and instructing his Twitter followers to run up the price.
01/12/2011
06:32
The Colbert Report
S7
Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey explains that Jack Abramoff went to prison for overcharging Native Americans, but Stephen thinks that makes him a patriot.
01/13/2011
02:33
The Colbert Report
S7
Israeli Vulture Spy
Authorities in Saudi Arabia conclude that a vulture wearing a GPS tag from the Tel Aviv University is an Israeli spy.
01/13/2011
08:20
The Colbert Report
S7
Thought for Food - Fruit Pouch, Doritos Ad & Super Big Gulp
PepsiCo makes fruit possible to eat, a Doritos ad outrages Catholics, and 7-Eleven shrinks its Super Big Gulp to 40 ounces.
01/13/2011
00:04
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - New York Post
Stephen signs off with the New York Post.
01/13/2011
03:07
The Colbert Report
S7
Hitler's Inspiring Tucson Memorial Speech
President Obama puts a friendly face on Hitler by delivering an inspiring speech at the memorial in Tucson.
01/13/2011
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