The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 01/11/2011
Lithuania's national perfume smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.
The Colbert ReportS7 Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 2
Joe Davis broadcasts America's location into space by transmitting vaginal contractions to aliens.
The Colbert ReportS7 Fen Montaigne
Fen Montaigne explains how global warming affects Antarctic penguins and rising sea levels.
The Colbert ReportS7 Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 1
The Alien Hunter warns against luring extraterrestrials, but a possible pirate already gave away Earth's position.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bull Sessions
Mike Fitzpatrick and Pete Sessions apologize for missing their oath of office, but they swore in through the TV.
The Colbert ReportS7 MeTunes - Grammy Vote - Dan Auerbach, Patrick Carney & Ezra Koenig
Members of the Black Keys and Vampire Weekend fight for Stephen's Grammy vote for Best Alternative Music Album.
The Colbert ReportS7 Snowstorm Preparation
Stephen prepares for a huge snowstorm that is expected to dump 14 feet of snow.
The Colbert ReportS7 Chris Hughes
Chris Hughes talks about working for the Obama campaign and helping people connect to a non-profit through Jumo.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 1/11/11
Stephen hopes Nicki Minaj wins a Grammy, a former Soviet bloc country weaponizes pierogies, and Chris Hughes starts a site for Jewish sumo wrestlers.
The Colbert ReportS7 Lithuania Perfume
Lithuania releases its own national perfume that smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bernard-Henri Levy Pt. 2
Bernard-Henri Levy believes America needs to escape from Sarah Palin's black hole of political rhetoric.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Word - Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Angriness
If incendiary rhetoric isn't connected to the Arizona tragedy, it logically follows that it must be good.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bernard-Henri Levy Pt. 1
Stephen informs Bernard-Henri Levy that Americans think of public intellectualizing the same as public urination.
The Colbert ReportS7 50 Cent Makes Money on Twitter
50 Cent doesn't see anything illegal about buying 30 million shares of penny stocks and instructing his Twitter followers to run up the price.
The Colbert ReportS7 Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey explains that Jack Abramoff went to prison for overcharging Native Americans, but Stephen thinks that makes him a patriot.
The Colbert ReportS7 Israeli Vulture Spy
Authorities in Saudi Arabia conclude that a vulture wearing a GPS tag from the Tel Aviv University is an Israeli spy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Thought for Food - Fruit Pouch, Doritos Ad & Super Big Gulp
PepsiCo makes fruit possible to eat, a Doritos ad outrages Catholics, and 7-Eleven shrinks its Super Big Gulp to 40 ounces.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - New York Post
Stephen signs off with the New York Post.
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