The Colbert Report

Lithuania Perfume

Season 7 • 01/11/2011

Lithuania's national perfume smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.

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Stephen pops the lid off a can of Pringles.
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Lithuania Perfume

Lithuania releases its own national perfume that smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.
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