The Colbert Report
Lithuania Perfume
Season 7 E 6 • 01/11/2011

Lithuania releases its own national perfume that smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.

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The Colbert ReportS7 E6
Lithuania Perfume

Lithuania releases its own national perfume that smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.
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