The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Gigli
Season 8 • 08/04/2003
Jon Stewart feels sorry for the retarded guy in "Gigli."
Moment of Zen - Bush Press ConferenceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush has trouble remembering an Al Qaeda leader's name.
Cheney ReactionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Neighborhood harpies don't like the explosions happening at Dick Cheney's house.
Soledad O'BrienThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Soledad O'Brien doesn't know if Saddam Hussein's daughters are hot.
Headlines - Beat the Press Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President George W. Bush has a solo press conference in the White House's rose garden.
Headlines - Beat the Press Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush blames a TV network for poor consumer confidence.
Denis Leary Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Denis Leary discusses his self-produced roast and his new movie about dentists.
Moment of Zen - World's Largest Hershey's KissThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
An announcer presents the world's largest rich dark Hershey's Kiss to a crowd of spectators.
Headlines - California Here I RunThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Two hundred would-be governors register for California's recall election, including oddballs Arnold Schwarzenegger and Larry Flynt.
State of AffairsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry meets a West Virginia gubernatorial candidate with soft hands.
Denis Leary Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Denis Leary tells Jon about his obliging sister, the dentist.
Intro - GigliThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart is in a bad mood tonight because of the retarded guy in "Gigli."
Kobe Bryant's Teen Choice AwardThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon assumes they tabulated the votes for the Teen Choice Award before the rape thing.
Operation Victory BountyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Now that Uday and Kusay have been interred in the family plot, the hunt continues for the most wanted block off which the two men were chipped.
The Search for SaddamThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Accordingly, the Defense Department advises troops to look for Saddam on front porch swings, drinking lemonade, and distributing Werther's Originals to children.
Moment of Zen - Howard Dean's SmileThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Howard Dean's smile is real.
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Smells Like Dean SpiritThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Howard Dean raises $7.6 million in 3 months, eclipsing John Kerry, Dick Gephart, and "Gigli."
John PopperThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Popper talks about the New Jersey gun laws and comes up with new slogans for Pennsylvania.
Headlines - Kobe Bryant Case Dominating the MediaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The media wants you to know that The Kobe Bryant case is dominating the media.
Robert DuvallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Actor Robert Duvall talks about the best food in the world, promotes his new film "Open Range" and discusses the Western genre.
Gaywatch - A Taste of SchismThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Episcopalian priest Gene Robinson is elected Bishop, causing a schism within the church and the nation.
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