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Uneventful Vacation
Season 3 • 06/04/2007
Stephen describes the uninteresting medical experiments of his weeklong vacation.
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02:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Fleet Week
The Fleet Week servicemen are just innocent, small town kids wandering a big city rife with temptations like liquor, gambling and museums.
05/24/2007
00:26
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/24/07
Since it's Memorial Day weekend, Stephen wants to remind everyone to turn their clocks back.
05/24/2007
05:50
The Colbert Report
S3
Better Know a District - Arizona's 7th - Raul Grijalva
Stephen believes Representative Raul Grijalva's Interethnic Racial Harmony Award would make one hell of a weapon.
05/24/2007
02:23
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S3
Big Loud Flag
Some people have complained about Stephen's big, loud flag.
05/24/2007
04:08
The Colbert Report
S3
Better Know a District - Illinois' 9th - Jan Schakowsky
Stephen visits the district on the North Shore of Chicago, home of Northwestern University, Wrigley Field and Mayor McCheese.
06/04/2007
05:10
The Colbert Report
S3
Leon Botstein
Bard College president Leon Botstein explains how educating prisoners is an effective way to reintroduce them to society.
06/04/2007
00:08
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Mardi Gras Mask
Stephen wears his Mardi Gras mask to say good night.
06/04/2007
00:48
The Colbert Report
S3
Democratic Presidential Debate - Venue
Though Stephen did not watch the Democratic presidential debate, he can assume he knows what the candidates said anyway.
06/04/2007
06:37
The Colbert Report
S3
Jan Schakowsky
Now that America has won back the hot dog eating crown, Stephen discusses Hunger Awareness Day and the rising prices of food.
06/04/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/4/07
In this episode, America reclaims the hot dog eating crown, Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky spends a week living off food stamps and Stephen interviews Bard College president Leon Botstein.
06/04/2007
01:57
The Colbert Report
S3
Uneventful Vacation
Stephen recalls the uneventful events from his week off that only included performing medical experiments on himself and traveling the world behind a mask.
06/04/2007
06:44
The Colbert Report
S3
Jessica Valenti
Jessica Valenti has a hard time believing that the girls in the "Girls Gone Wild" videos are flashing their breasts for their own pleasure.
06/05/2007
01:52
The Colbert Report
S3
The God Machine?
The disturbing news about the new iPhone is that Stephen doesn't have one yet.
06/05/2007
02:09
The Colbert Report
S3
When Animals Attack Our Morals - Flamingos
A pair of gay flamingos has raised fifteen flamingo chicks, all from eggs poached from other traditional flamingo nests.
06/05/2007
02:07
The Colbert Report
S3
Yahoo Korea - Rain
Koreans have been trying to keep the white man down, ever since we invaded their country.
06/05/2007
01:59
The Colbert Report
S3
You've Been Scootered!
Stephen advises Scooter Libby to start a gang in prison with Duke Cunningham.
06/05/2007
04:19
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Mission Control
NASA's Michael Griffin made their mission statement better by deleting any mention of planet protection.
06/05/2007
00:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/5/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Scooter Libby's prison sentence, discusses the new iPhone and interviews author Jessica Valenti.
06/05/2007
01:48
The Colbert Report
S3
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Octopi
One day octopi are twisting open bottles, the next they're twisting open submarine hatch doors.
06/06/2007
04:55
The Colbert Report
S3
Carl Bernstein
Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending.
06/06/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/6/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on Democrat candidates talking about God, discusses global warming and talks to author Carl Bernstein about his new biography.
06/06/2007
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