The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Moment of Zen - Tortoise Birthday Party
Season 10 • 11/16/2005
A 175-year-old turtle's birthday party.
Colbert - Classic TeaseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Jon may call it an old tease for an old show, but Stephen calls it a classic tease.
Moment of Zen - Panda WeddingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Two pandas are joined man and wife in Thailand.
Back in Black - Elected LeadersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
If you're not a celebrity or a teenager, you can always get elected the old fashioned way -- with a bribe.
Rosario DawsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Rosario Dawson discusses the booty in Rent, growing up in a squat on the Lower East Side and doing Shakespeare in the Park.
John HodgmanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
John Hodgman's areas of expertise include matters historical, matters cryptozological, hobo matters, and drink, food, wine and cheese -- which is a kind of food.
Asian ProvocateurThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
President Bush's Captain Catagara's Seaweed Paste commercial in Japan took 15 minutes to shoot -- made him $2 million dollars.
Talk Don't RunThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Over a thousand days until the 2008 presidential election, but the Sunday morning talk shows are already hunting potential runners.
From Rags to RichesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Newark City Council immediately accepts a local publisher's offer to write positive community stories for $100,000.
Daily/Colbert - Let's Lick LupusThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Jon was missed at the third annual Stephen Colbert's Let's Lick Lupus Celebrity-Journalist Polo Tournament.
Headlines - Moments of ZenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
President Bush is so good at delivering his talking points on the Iraq war, he made a motherf**kin' haiku while speaking in Japan.
Moment of Zen - Tortoise Birthday PartyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
The Australian Zoo holds a birthday party for Harriett, the oldest living creature in the world.
Moment of Zen - Bill FristThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Senator Bill Frist says "cut and run" many times.
Where's the Party?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
P. Diddy's White Party can't compare to Tone-Loc's ultra-exclusive mauve party.
Cruisin' For ChicksThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Dan Bakkedahl investigates the urban legend that Tom Cruise used a casting call to land new wife Katie Holmes.
Oil Executives - Get Rich or Try Lying Pt.2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Jon Stewart continues to explore dishonesty in politics by commenting on footage of Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney giving it their all.
Oil Executives - Get Rich or Try Lying Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Oil executives testify about pricing policies and blatantly lie to the Senate about attending Dick Cheney's Energy Task Force.
Richard A. ClarkeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Richard Clarke discusses the plot of his novel "The Scorpion's Gate" and the Bush administration's decision to go to war.
Mess O'Potamia - Weakened Update - What's Happening Now?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
The Senate requests quarterly reports on the Iraq War and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld suggests that war is a "serious" and "dangerous" thing.
Daily/Colbert - ThanksgivingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Stephen Colbert invites Jon Stewart over for Thanksgiving, but Jon has to go to his in-laws' house.
Intro - Shared BirthdayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10
Jon shares that today is his and Anna Nicole Smith's birthday, meaning he shares a horoscope with her, and a connection with Jesus.
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