The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Tortoise Birthday Party

Season 10 • 11/16/2005

A 175-year-old turtle's birthday party.

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Colbert - Classic Tease

Jon may call it an old tease for an old show, but Stephen calls it a classic tease.
11/15/2005
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Moment of Zen - Panda Wedding

Two pandas are joined man and wife in Thailand.
11/15/2005
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Back in Black - Elected Leaders

If you're not a celebrity or a teenager, you can always get elected the old fashioned way -- with a bribe.
11/15/2005
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Rosario Dawson

Rosario Dawson discusses the booty in Rent, growing up in a squat on the Lower East Side and doing Shakespeare in the Park.
11/15/2005
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John Hodgman

John Hodgman's areas of expertise include matters historical, matters cryptozological, hobo matters, and drink, food, wine and cheese -- which is a kind of food.
11/16/2005
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Asian Provocateur

President Bush's Captain Catagara's Seaweed Paste commercial in Japan took 15 minutes to shoot -- made him $2 million dollars.
11/16/2005
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Talk Don't Run

Over a thousand days until the 2008 presidential election, but the Sunday morning talk shows are already hunting potential runners.
11/16/2005
05:09

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From Rags to Riches

Newark City Council immediately accepts a local publisher's offer to write positive community stories for $100,000.
11/16/2005
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Daily/Colbert - Let's Lick Lupus

Jon was missed at the third annual Stephen Colbert's Let's Lick Lupus Celebrity-Journalist Polo Tournament.
11/16/2005
03:23

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Headlines - Moments of Zen

President Bush is so good at delivering his talking points on the Iraq war, he made a motherf**kin' haiku while speaking in Japan.
11/16/2005
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Moment of Zen - Tortoise Birthday Party

The Australian Zoo holds a birthday party for Harriett, the oldest living creature in the world.
11/16/2005
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Moment of Zen - Bill Frist

Senator Bill Frist says "cut and run" many times.
11/17/2005
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Where's the Party?

P. Diddy's White Party can't compare to Tone-Loc's ultra-exclusive mauve party.
11/17/2005
04:33

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Cruisin' For Chicks

Dan Bakkedahl investigates the urban legend that Tom Cruise used a casting call to land new wife Katie Holmes.
11/17/2005
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Oil Executives - Get Rich or Try Lying Pt.2

Jon Stewart continues to explore dishonesty in politics by commenting on footage of Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney giving it their all.
11/17/2005
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Oil Executives - Get Rich or Try Lying Pt. 1

Oil executives testify about pricing policies and blatantly lie to the Senate about attending Dick Cheney's Energy Task Force.
11/17/2005
06:26

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Richard A. Clarke

Richard Clarke discusses the plot of his novel "The Scorpion's Gate" and the Bush administration's decision to go to war.
11/17/2005
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Mess O'Potamia - Weakened Update - What's Happening Now?

The Senate requests quarterly reports on the Iraq War and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld suggests that war is a "serious" and "dangerous" thing.
11/17/2005
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Daily/Colbert - Thanksgiving

Stephen Colbert invites Jon Stewart over for Thanksgiving, but Jon has to go to his in-laws' house.
11/17/2005
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Intro - Shared Birthday

Jon shares that today is his and Anna Nicole Smith's birthday, meaning he shares a horoscope with her, and a connection with Jesus.
11/28/2005
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Daily/Colbert - 55th Thanksgiving

Stephen details his Thanksgiving vacation, where his family dressed as Indians and viruses in a convincing reenactment of the 55th Thanksgiving
11/28/2005
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