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Moment of Zen - Tortoise Birthday Party

Season 10 • 11/16/2005

A 175-year-old turtle's birthday party.

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00:45

Colbert - Classic Tease
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Jon may call it an old tease for an old show, but Stephen calls it a classic tease.
11/15/2005
00:14

Moment of Zen - Panda Wedding
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Two pandas are joined man and wife in Thailand.
11/15/2005
03:17

Back in Black - Elected Leaders
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If you're not a celebrity or a teenager, you can always get elected the old fashioned way -- with a bribe.
11/15/2005
04:48

Rosario Dawson
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Rosario Dawson discusses the booty in Rent, growing up in a squat on the Lower East Side and doing Shakespeare in the Park.
11/15/2005
05:13

John Hodgman
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John Hodgman's areas of expertise include matters historical, matters cryptozological, hobo matters, and drink, food, wine and cheese -- which is a kind of food.
11/16/2005
02:40

Asian Provocateur
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President Bush's Captain Catagara's Seaweed Paste commercial in Japan took 15 minutes to shoot -- made him $2 million dollars.
11/16/2005
03:11

Talk Don't Run
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Over a thousand days until the 2008 presidential election, but the Sunday morning talk shows are already hunting potential runners.
11/16/2005
05:09

From Rags to Riches
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Newark City Council immediately accepts a local publisher's offer to write positive community stories for $100,000.
11/16/2005
00:47

Daily/Colbert - Let's Lick Lupus
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Jon was missed at the third annual Stephen Colbert's Let's Lick Lupus Celebrity-Journalist Polo Tournament.
11/16/2005
03:23

Headlines - Moments of Zen
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President Bush is so good at delivering his talking points on the Iraq war, he made a motherf**kin' haiku while speaking in Japan.
11/16/2005
00:10

Moment of Zen - Tortoise Birthday Party
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The Australian Zoo holds a birthday party for Harriett, the oldest living creature in the world.
11/16/2005
00:14

Moment of Zen - Bill Frist
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Senator Bill Frist says "cut and run" many times.
11/17/2005
00:25

Where's the Party?
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P. Diddy's White Party can't compare to Tone-Loc's ultra-exclusive mauve party.
11/17/2005
04:33

Cruisin' For Chicks
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Dan Bakkedahl investigates the urban legend that Tom Cruise used a casting call to land new wife Katie Holmes.
11/17/2005
03:57

Oil Executives - Get Rich or Try Lying Pt.2
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Jon Stewart continues to explore dishonesty in politics by commenting on footage of Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney giving it their all.
11/17/2005
01:16

Oil Executives - Get Rich or Try Lying Pt. 1
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Oil executives testify about pricing policies and blatantly lie to the Senate about attending Dick Cheney's Energy Task Force.
11/17/2005
06:26

Richard A. Clarke
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Richard Clarke discusses the plot of his novel "The Scorpion's Gate" and the Bush administration's decision to go to war.
11/17/2005
02:58

Mess O'Potamia - Weakened Update - What's Happening Now?
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The Senate requests quarterly reports on the Iraq War and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld suggests that war is a "serious" and "dangerous" thing.
11/17/2005
01:00

Daily/Colbert - Thanksgiving
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Stephen Colbert invites Jon Stewart over for Thanksgiving, but Jon has to go to his in-laws' house.
11/17/2005
02:15

Intro - Shared Birthday
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Jon shares that today is his and Anna Nicole Smith's birthday, meaning he shares a horoscope with her, and a connection with Jesus.
11/28/2005
00:44

Daily/Colbert - 55th Thanksgiving
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Stephen details his Thanksgiving vacation, where his family dressed as Indians and viruses in a convincing reenactment of the 55th Thanksgiving
11/28/2005
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