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Moment of Zen - Tortoise Birthday Party
Season 10 • 11/16/2005
A 175-year-old turtle's birthday party.
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00:45
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Colbert - Classic Tease
Jon may call it an old tease for an old show, but Stephen calls it a classic tease.
11/15/2005
00:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Moment of Zen - Panda Wedding
Two pandas are joined man and wife in Thailand.
11/15/2005
03:17
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Back in Black - Elected Leaders
If you're not a celebrity or a teenager, you can always get elected the old fashioned way -- with a bribe.
11/15/2005
04:48
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Rosario Dawson
Rosario Dawson discusses the booty in Rent, growing up in a squat on the Lower East Side and doing Shakespeare in the Park.
11/15/2005
05:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
John Hodgman
John Hodgman's areas of expertise include matters historical, matters cryptozological, hobo matters, and drink, food, wine and cheese -- which is a kind of food.
11/16/2005
02:40
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Asian Provocateur
President Bush's Captain Catagara's Seaweed Paste commercial in Japan took 15 minutes to shoot -- made him $2 million dollars.
11/16/2005
03:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Talk Don't Run
Over a thousand days until the 2008 presidential election, but the Sunday morning talk shows are already hunting potential runners.
11/16/2005
05:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
From Rags to Riches
Newark City Council immediately accepts a local publisher's offer to write positive community stories for $100,000.
11/16/2005
00:47
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Daily/Colbert - Let's Lick Lupus
Jon was missed at the third annual Stephen Colbert's Let's Lick Lupus Celebrity-Journalist Polo Tournament.
11/16/2005
03:23
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Headlines - Moments of Zen
President Bush is so good at delivering his talking points on the Iraq war, he made a motherf**kin' haiku while speaking in Japan.
11/16/2005
00:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Moment of Zen - Tortoise Birthday Party
The Australian Zoo holds a birthday party for Harriett, the oldest living creature in the world.
11/16/2005
00:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Moment of Zen - Bill Frist
Senator Bill Frist says "cut and run" many times.
11/17/2005
00:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Where's the Party?
P. Diddy's White Party can't compare to Tone-Loc's ultra-exclusive mauve party.
11/17/2005
04:33
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Cruisin' For Chicks
Dan Bakkedahl investigates the urban legend that Tom Cruise used a casting call to land new wife Katie Holmes.
11/17/2005
03:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Oil Executives - Get Rich or Try Lying Pt.2
Jon Stewart continues to explore dishonesty in politics by commenting on footage of Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney giving it their all.
11/17/2005
01:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Oil Executives - Get Rich or Try Lying Pt. 1
Oil executives testify about pricing policies and blatantly lie to the Senate about attending Dick Cheney's Energy Task Force.
11/17/2005
06:26
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Richard A. Clarke
Richard Clarke discusses the plot of his novel "The Scorpion's Gate" and the Bush administration's decision to go to war.
11/17/2005
02:58
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Mess O'Potamia - Weakened Update - What's Happening Now?
The Senate requests quarterly reports on the Iraq War and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld suggests that war is a "serious" and "dangerous" thing.
11/17/2005
01:00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Daily/Colbert - Thanksgiving
Stephen Colbert invites Jon Stewart over for Thanksgiving, but Jon has to go to his in-laws' house.
11/17/2005
02:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Intro - Shared Birthday
Jon shares that today is his and Anna Nicole Smith's birthday, meaning he shares a horoscope with her, and a connection with Jesus.
11/28/2005
00:44
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Daily/Colbert - 55th Thanksgiving
Stephen details his Thanksgiving vacation, where his family dressed as Indians and viruses in a convincing reenactment of the 55th Thanksgiving
11/28/2005
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