The Colbert Report

Mope Retraction

Season 3 • 04/16/2007

Stephen makes a mistake, but calls on the Mormon church to correct it.

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A Girl for Stephen Jr.

Tad the Building Manager goes to the Eagle Festival in search of a girlfriend for Stephen Jr.
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The Word - Body Armor

Stephen isn't saying we don't face challenges in Iraq -- they still don't get his show in the Sunni triangle.
04/12/2007
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The Pope and Iraq

If the Pope wants a project, Stephen could help him get his own ice cream.
04/12/2007
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Sign Off - Fondest Memories

Stephen details where in your brain you can find tonight's episode.
04/16/2007
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Paulina Likes Stephen

Stephen isn't surprised that Paulina Porizkova thinks he's hot, since looking at Ric Ocasek is like looking in a mirror.
04/16/2007
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Intro - 4/16/07

Alberto Gonzales prepares to testify before Congress, Paul Wolfowitz gets his girlfriend a high-paying job, and Senator John Kerry talks to Stephen about the environment.
04/16/2007
02:09

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The Metaphor-Off Is On

Sean Penn picks up the gauntlet after Stephen draws a line in the sand.
04/16/2007
01:34

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Paul Wolfowitz

Stephen makes Paul Wolfowitz his Alpha Dog of the Week for lifting his leg on the World Bank.
04/16/2007
03:51

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The Word - Clean Slate

Stephen feels the only way Alberto Gonzales can get a clean slate is to clean his own slate.
04/16/2007
06:21

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John Kerry

John Kerry hints that this may not be the first time he did not consider running for president.
04/16/2007
01:28

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Mope Retraction

Stephen misidentifies the Mormon pope, but calls on the Mormon church to correct the mistake.
04/16/2007
06:03

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Elaine Pagels

Elaine Pagels tells Stephen about the gospel according to Judas.
04/17/2007
00:38

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Sign Off - Stephen's Taxes

Everyone clear a path between Stephen's studio and the 34th Street post office!
04/17/2007
03:41

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The Word - Plan B

The president's Plan A in Iraq must be going according to plan; otherwise they'd already be implementing Plan B.
04/17/2007
02:22

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Turtle Race Update

Stephen gives an update on his adopted turtle, Stephanie, as she makes her way to the Galapagos Islands.
04/17/2007
02:06

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Metaphor-Off Training

To train for his Metaphor Off against Sean Penn, Stephen has been stretching his metonymies and doing synecdoche squats.
04/17/2007
00:33

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Intro - 4/17/07

Stephen questions President Bush's plans for Iraq, investigates a new study on teen abstinence and interviews author Elaine Pagels.
04/17/2007
04:13

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Tip/Wag - Fake Sperm

Stephen wags his finger at abstinence education, cell phones, fake sperm and those who can't hack it.
04/17/2007
03:35

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Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Pulitzer

According to the Pulitzer's, Henry Ward Beecher is the Most Famous Man in America, but the last time Stephen checked, he didn't have a diet named after him or a sex tape.
04/18/2007
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The Word - Branding

Corporations may not be used to having their names associated with human suffering, but think of the ad space.
04/18/2007
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Intro - 4/18/07

Britain stops using the phrase "war on terror," debate rises over bovine growth hormones and supermodel Paulina Porizkova joins Stephen in the studio.
04/18/2007
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