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NASA Spider Escapes

Season 4 • 12/03/2008

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to send spiders into space.

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Buy Stephen's Boots on eBay
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Stephen's boots reek of holiday cheer and are up for auction on eBay.
12/02/2008
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Operation Humble Kanye - Buy Stephen's Album
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Buy Stephen's album on iTunes tomorrow before Kanye West's head gets any bigger.
12/02/2008
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Colbert Platinum - Christmas Edition
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The Miguel Caballero bulletproof Polo shirt is the perfect gift for the dad who has everything, including a price on his head.
12/02/2008
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Intro - 12/2/08
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A Giants wide receiver is charged with gun possession. He -- could -- go -- all -- the -- way -- to -- jail!
12/02/2008
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Jeffrey Goldberg
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Jeffrey Goldberg believes airports don't have security -- they've got security theater.
12/02/2008
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The Word - Barack-Handed Compliment
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Rush Limbaugh isn't the only one who compliments Barack Obama's scheming.
12/03/2008
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The End, Not the Beginning
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Unfortunately, it's not the beginning of the show.
12/03/2008
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Nailed 'Em - Radical Knitting
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Our ever-vigilant Border Patrol not only keeps foreigners out, they prevent traveling Americans from coming back in.
12/03/2008
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Intro - 12/3/08
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The media reacts to Obama's cabinet picks -- there's a debate over whether to shower him with praise or adulation.
12/03/2008
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Barbara Walters
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Barbara Walters lists some previous fascinating people we've already forgotten.
12/03/2008
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NASA Spider Escapes
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If the escaped spider successfully combines itself with Stephen's DNA in space, it'll be unstoppable.
12/03/2008
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Returning Monday
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The show will return Monday, or will it?
12/04/2008
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Nicholas Wade
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Nicholas Wade explains why he's going to all the trouble of recreating a woolly mammoth.
12/04/2008
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Movies That Are Destroying America - Holiday Movie Edition
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The Santa in "Miracle on 34th Street" is a socialist.
12/04/2008
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Intro - 12/4/08
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A new report predicts a biological attack within the next five years. That report sponsored by the Duct Tape Council.
12/04/2008
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Operation Humble Kanye - Stephen Beats Kanye
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Stephen's album beats Kanye's on iTunes.
12/04/2008
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Pakistani Threat - Bob Graham
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Bob Graham says Pakistan's nuclear arsenal and unstable government make a perfect bioterrorism storm.
12/04/2008
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Geoffrey Canada
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Geoffrey Canada wants poor parents to raise smart children so they can become competitive in America.
12/08/2008
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The Word - Season of Giving
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It's time we put aside our differences and help those car companies in need.
12/08/2008
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Bush Kisses Streisand
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George W. Bush kisses Barbra Streisand and she kisses him back.
12/08/2008
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Intro - 12/8/08
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The auto industry gets a bailout with no money down!
12/08/2008
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