The Colbert Report
NASA Spider Escapes
Season 4 E 155 • 12/03/2008

If the escaped spider successfully combines itself with Stephen's DNA in space, it'll be unstoppable.

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The Colbert ReportS4 E154
Buy Stephen's Boots on eBay

Stephen's boots reek of holiday cheer and are up for auction on eBay.
12/02/2008
03:28

The Colbert ReportS4 E154
Operation Humble Kanye - Buy Stephen's Album

Buy Stephen's album on iTunes tomorrow before Kanye West's head gets any bigger.
12/02/2008
03:58

The Colbert ReportS4 E154
Colbert Platinum - Christmas Edition

The Miguel Caballero bulletproof Polo shirt is the perfect gift for the dad who has everything, including a price on his head.
12/02/2008
00:36

The Colbert ReportS4 E154
Intro - 12/2/08

A Giants wide receiver is charged with gun possession. He -- could -- go -- all -- the -- way -- to -- jail!
12/02/2008
05:41

The Colbert ReportS4 E154
Jeffrey Goldberg

Jeffrey Goldberg believes airports don't have security -- they've got security theater.
12/02/2008
05:24

The Colbert ReportS4 E155
The Word - Barack-Handed Compliment

Rush Limbaugh isn't the only one who compliments Barack Obama's scheming.
12/03/2008
00:11

The Colbert ReportS4 E155
The End, Not the Beginning

Unfortunately, it's not the beginning of the show.
12/03/2008
04:31

The Colbert ReportS4 E155
Nailed 'Em - Radical Knitting

Our ever-vigilant Border Patrol not only keeps foreigners out, they prevent traveling Americans from coming back in.
12/03/2008
00:36

The Colbert ReportS4 E155
Intro - 12/3/08

The media reacts to Obama's cabinet picks -- there's a debate over whether to shower him with praise or adulation.
12/03/2008
06:10

The Colbert ReportS4 E155
Barbara Walters

Barbara Walters lists some previous fascinating people we've already forgotten.
12/03/2008
03:14

The Colbert ReportS4 E155
NASA Spider Escapes

If the escaped spider successfully combines itself with Stephen's DNA in space, it'll be unstoppable.
12/03/2008
00:15

The Colbert ReportS4 E156
Returning Monday

The show will return Monday, or will it?
12/04/2008
05:14

The Colbert ReportS4 E156
Nicholas Wade

Nicholas Wade explains why he's going to all the trouble of recreating a woolly mammoth.
12/04/2008
04:51

The Colbert ReportS4 E156
Movies That Are Destroying America - Holiday Movie Edition

The Santa in "Miracle on 34th Street" is a socialist.
12/04/2008
00:35

The Colbert ReportS4 E156
Intro - 12/4/08

A new report predicts a biological attack within the next five years. That report sponsored by the Duct Tape Council.
12/04/2008
03:49

The Colbert ReportS4 E156
Operation Humble Kanye - Stephen Beats Kanye

Stephen's album beats Kanye's on iTunes.
12/04/2008
05:21

The Colbert ReportS4 E156
Pakistani Threat - Bob Graham

Bob Graham says Pakistan's nuclear arsenal and unstable government make a perfect bioterrorism storm.
12/04/2008
06:28

The Colbert ReportS5
Exclusive - The Many Guises of Stephen Colbert

Stephen's greatest characters, together for the first time.
12/08/2008
05:56

The Colbert ReportS4 E157
Geoffrey Canada

Geoffrey Canada wants poor parents to raise smart children so they can become competitive in America.
12/08/2008
04:55

The Colbert ReportS4 E157
The Word - Season of Giving

It's time we put aside our differences and help those car companies in need.
12/08/2008
02:27

The Colbert ReportS4 E157
Bush Kisses Streisand

George W. Bush kisses Barbra Streisand and she kisses him back.
12/08/2008
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