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Catch My Disease
Season 8 • 12/10/2003
Jon Stewart confesses that he's had 50,000 flu vaccinations.
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00:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Ballot Shredder
One of Vladimir Putin's opponents casts his ballot directly into a shredder.
12/09/2003
01:52
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Indecision 2003 - Russia Votes
Democracy makes Vladimir Putin a dictator in Russia thanks mainly to fraud and giant ballotry.
12/09/2003
03:00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Gore Endorsement
Senior Political Analyst Rob Corddry chimes in on how Howard Dean will recover from Al Gore's endorsement.
12/09/2003
03:23
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Gore Endorses Dean
Al Gore officially endorses arrogant, hot-tempered Howard Dean, while Joe Lieberman laughs and cries on the "Today" show.
12/09/2003
05:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Steve Buscemi
While shooting his new film "Big Fish," Steve Buscemi finds the time to visit Hank Williams' grave for three full nights.
12/09/2003
05:56
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Debate
The final Democratic presidential candidate debate of 2003 was not a glimpse into America's problems but a self-indulgent look up the ass of the process.
12/10/2003
06:29
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Zell Miller Pt. 1
Senator Zell Miller was looking forward to meeting Jon Stewart and trying to sell a few of his books -- in that order.
12/10/2003
03:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Zell Miller Pt. 2
Senator Zell Miller foresees a defeat for the Democrats and the presidency in 2004.
12/10/2003
03:00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get - Reverend Al Sharpton
Reverend Al Sharpton's advice to himself is to stop listening to the pundits and prepare for his inauguration.
12/10/2003
00:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Koppel Zinger
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry zings moderator Ted Koppel at the debates.
12/10/2003
01:00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Catch My Disease
Year in and year out, the flu kicks the sh*t out of the American people.
12/10/2003
02:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Mess O'Potamia - Hey, France, Germany and Russia Suck It!
The Bush Administration bars non-coalition companies from bidding in the reconstruction projects in Iraq.
12/11/2003
01:03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Other News - Halliburton
Halliburton is charging the United States government $2.64 per gallon of gasoline it buys wholesale for $.71.
12/11/2003
05:36
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
General Wesley Clark Pt. 1
Jon Stewart interviews General Wesley Clark about his run for the presidency and his new book "Winning Modern Wars."
12/11/2003
04:51
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Crash At My Place
Samantha Bee reports on a killer house in Queens, NY that has made 23 cars in 19 years crash into it.
12/11/2003
00:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - George W. Bush - Iraqi Contracts
President George W. Bush announces that Iraqi contracts will go to companies from coalition countries.
12/11/2003
00:31
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Intro - Nomination for Presidency
Jon Stewart claims that presidential nominations are a result of visiting The Daily Show.
12/11/2003
04:30
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
General Wesley Clark Pt. 2
General Wesley Clark talks about his run for the presidency and his new book "Winning Modern Wars."
12/11/2003
01:02
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi National Symphony Orchestra
The Iraqi National Symphony Orchestra plays in Washington DC for President George W. Bush and the First Lady.
12/11/2003
05:03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Bad Santa
The army continues its proud tradition of naming operations after Patrick Swayze movies.
12/15/2003
01:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Headlines - The Capture of Saddam Hussein
By now, everybody knows that Saddam Hussein has been captured, unless, of course, they've been living in a hole.
12/15/2003
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