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Catch My Disease

Season 8 • 12/10/2003

Jon Stewart confesses that he's had 50,000 flu vaccinations.

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Moment of Zen - Ballot Shredder
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One of Vladimir Putin's opponents casts his ballot directly into a shredder.
12/09/2003
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Indecision 2003 - Russia Votes
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Democracy makes Vladimir Putin a dictator in Russia thanks mainly to fraud and giant ballotry.
12/09/2003
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Gore Endorsement
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Senior Political Analyst Rob Corddry chimes in on how Howard Dean will recover from Al Gore's endorsement.
12/09/2003
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Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Gore Endorses Dean
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Al Gore officially endorses arrogant, hot-tempered Howard Dean, while Joe Lieberman laughs and cries on the "Today" show.
12/09/2003
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Steve Buscemi
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While shooting his new film "Big Fish," Steve Buscemi finds the time to visit Hank Williams' grave for three full nights.
12/09/2003
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Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Debate
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The final Democratic presidential candidate debate of 2003 was not a glimpse into America's problems but a self-indulgent look up the ass of the process.
12/10/2003
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Zell Miller Pt. 1
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Senator Zell Miller was looking forward to meeting Jon Stewart and trying to sell a few of his books -- in that order.
12/10/2003
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Zell Miller Pt. 2
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Senator Zell Miller foresees a defeat for the Democrats and the presidency in 2004.
12/10/2003
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Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get - Reverend Al Sharpton
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Reverend Al Sharpton's advice to himself is to stop listening to the pundits and prepare for his inauguration.
12/10/2003
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Moment of Zen - Koppel Zinger
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Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry zings moderator Ted Koppel at the debates.
12/10/2003
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Catch My Disease
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Year in and year out, the flu kicks the sh*t out of the American people.
12/10/2003
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Mess O'Potamia - Hey, France, Germany and Russia Suck It!
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The Bush Administration bars non-coalition companies from bidding in the reconstruction projects in Iraq.
12/11/2003
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Other News - Halliburton
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Halliburton is charging the United States government $2.64 per gallon of gasoline it buys wholesale for $.71.
12/11/2003
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General Wesley Clark Pt. 1
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Jon Stewart interviews General Wesley Clark about his run for the presidency and his new book "Winning Modern Wars."
12/11/2003
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Crash At My Place
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Samantha Bee reports on a killer house in Queens, NY that has made 23 cars in 19 years crash into it.
12/11/2003
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Moment of Zen - George W. Bush - Iraqi Contracts
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President George W. Bush announces that Iraqi contracts will go to companies from coalition countries.
12/11/2003
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Intro - Nomination for Presidency
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Jon Stewart claims that presidential nominations are a result of visiting The Daily Show.
12/11/2003
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General Wesley Clark Pt. 2
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General Wesley Clark talks about his run for the presidency and his new book "Winning Modern Wars."
12/11/2003
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Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi National Symphony Orchestra
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The Iraqi National Symphony Orchestra plays in Washington DC for President George W. Bush and the First Lady.
12/11/2003
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Bad Santa
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The army continues its proud tradition of naming operations after Patrick Swayze movies.
12/15/2003
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Headlines - The Capture of Saddam Hussein
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By now, everybody knows that Saddam Hussein has been captured, unless, of course, they've been living in a hole.
12/15/2003
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