The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/14/09
Season 5 • 01/14/2009
For just $25 you can find out if Barack Obama is being over-marketed.
Niall FergusonThe Colbert ReportS5
Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
Bush Presidency Aged UsThe Colbert ReportS5
The Bush presidency has aged everyone, including Stephen.
Cold War Update - CubaThe Colbert ReportS5
If we open up relations with Cuba, the allure of rum, mambo and spicy Latinas could prove irresistible.
That's All the Time We HaveThe Colbert ReportS5
That's all the time we have for tonight, tomorrow night, and last night's show.
Intro - 1/13/09The Colbert ReportS5
Russians cut off the natural gas pipeline to Europe in the most boring James Bond plotline ever.
P.K. Winsome - Obama CollectiblesThe Colbert ReportS5
P.K. Winsome believes the merchandising of Barack Obama is the dream that Martin Luther King, Jr. envisioned.
Little Victories - America's Galaxy Is BigThe Colbert ReportS5
Good news: the Milky Way is about the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy.
Alan KhazeiThe Colbert ReportS5
Alan Khazei explains to Stephen why anybody would do something for someone else and not get paid for it.
Commemorative PlatesThe Colbert ReportS5
If you order in the next 30 minutes you can get two sets of commemorative plates billed to your credit card.
The Last Bush EffigyThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen expects Iran to send George W. Bush's effigy off in style.
Intro - 1/14/09The Colbert ReportS5
Is Barack Obama being over-marketed? For just $25 you can get a commemorative tote bag containing the answer.
Spay and Neuter Your PetsThe Colbert ReportS5
Spay or neuter your pets because Stephen's are out there humping their brains out.
Shepard FaireyThe Colbert ReportS5
Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.
Bush's Romance With the Media - David GregoryThe Colbert ReportS5
David Gregory believes the press will hold Obama's feet to the fire in the same way all presidents ought to be challenged.
Intro - 1/15/09The Colbert ReportS5
A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it.
Bush and the PressThe Colbert ReportS5
There was always something about reporters that rubbed President Bush the wrong way.
Tip/Wag - Monkey on the LamThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wags his finger at Clearwater police for not actively searching for a monkey on the lam.
Frank RichThe Colbert ReportS5
Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.
MLK Day MascotThe Colbert ReportS5
In honor of the man who boldly said, "I have a dream," Stephen proudly introduces the Martin Luther King Day mascot, Dreamy.
Intro - 1/19/09The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen celebrates Martin Luther King the way he does every day, by refusing to ride the bus.
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