The Colbert Report
Al Qaeda Starts Inspire Magazine
Season 6 • 07/01/2010
American terrorists won't be able to resist Inspire Magazine features like "Who Fatwa'd It Best."
The Colbert ReportS6 Supreme Court Justice Sweetness
To protect the Second Amendment, President Obama must nominate Stephen's gun, Sweetness, as the next Supreme Court justice.
The Colbert ReportS6 Nicholas Carr
Nicholas Carr says the Internet short-circuits our mental processes by constantly bombarding us with information.
The Colbert ReportS6 Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - King Tut's Penis Pt. 1
Thousands of years of mummification probably gave King Tut a severe case of the Shrinky Dinks.
The Colbert ReportS6 Cold War Update - North Korea & Russian Spies
North Korea demands reparations from the US, and the FBI arrests 10 Russian spies raising families in the suburbs.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tangelo-American John Boehner
John Boehner is going to be hard hit by the tanning tax because his tanning bed is also his bed.
The Colbert ReportS6 ThreatDown - Dawn, Actual Food & Texas GOP
Dawn causes the BP oil spill, underprocessed SpaghettiOs get recalled, and the Texas GOP wants to criminalize sodomy.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 7/1/10
Texas Republicans want to criminalize homosexuality, and Manny Howard turns his New York City backyard into a farm.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
Viewers with obsessive-compulsive disorder are going to want to turn off the TV, turn it back on again, then turn it back off.
The Colbert ReportS6 Manny Howard
Manny Howard tried to grow tilapia in his bathtub and almost beat a rabbit to death with a dustpan in self-defense.
The Colbert ReportS6 Al Qaeda Starts Inspire Magazine
Al Qaeda's Inspire Magazine appeals to American terrorists with features like "Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's Manscaping Tips."
The Colbert ReportS6 Electronic Frontier Foundation - Cindy Cohn
Cindy Cohn doubts that President Obama is coming for our guns online and doesn't find Stephen's Hitler joke funny.
The Colbert ReportS6 Michio Kaku
Michio Kaku believes we will have something resembling a Harry Potter invisibility cloak within the coming decades.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen Is Sick
Stephen is all set to do the show with his Colbert Report robe, little bunny slippers and nana's blanket.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - The Hot Zone
Stephen hopes nobody got sick from watching the show and advises against licking the screen tonight.
The Colbert ReportS6 Unemployment Benefits - Paul Krugman
Paul Krugman says giving money to the unemployed is a very fast, effective way of creating jobs.
The Colbert ReportS6 Latest Soap Opera News
After spending yesterday couch-bound in the fetal position, Stephen caught up on the news he usually misses.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - The White Stuff
For the last two years, Stephen has been hosting a Chinese show called "The Best Lucky Number Joy Time Fun Colbert Hour and Friends."
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 7/6/10
Stephen looks at America's troubled educational system and hopes Garret Keizer enjoys the vuvuzela in his gift bag.