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Patrick Fitzgerald's Press Conference
Season 1 • 10/31/2005
Stephen shows the press how to get answers.
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00:32
Intro - 10/27/05
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen highlights the various aspects of Harriet Miers on The Report's agenda.
10/27/2005
00:49
Yet Another Day - Checking in with Christina and Ernesto
The Colbert Report
S1
Christina and Ernesto tell Stephen what can be expected on the next episode of Yet Another Day.
10/27/2005
02:14
Bookshelf of Broken Dreams
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen takes a look at his Bookshelf of Broken Dreams, where he reminisces over some memorable Supreme Court justices from the past.
10/27/2005
00:08
Fract - Greatest Lakes
The Colbert Report
S1
America is home to five of the greatest lakes in the world.
10/31/2005
02:33
Rocktober
The Colbert Report
S1
There was a time when Americans took the month of October to celebrate the values of classic rock: pounding beats, grinding guitars and single-syllable lyrics about boobs.
10/31/2005
01:08
Criminal Intent
The Colbert Report
S1
Over the weekend there was quite a bit of shocking news in the legal world -- of "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."
10/31/2005
06:11
Monica Crowley
The Colbert Report
S1
Monica Crowley bears no relation to Alistair Crowley, the founder of modern Satanism, though Stephen could imagine a resemblance if she shaved her head and held a goat skull.
10/31/2005
03:51
The Word - Alito
The Colbert Report
S1
Samuel Alito believes that a woman should have to tell her husband she's having an abortion, even if he's bearing arms -- which, constitutionally, could include machine guns.
10/31/2005
03:12
Stephen Settles the Debate - Ramadan or Halloween?
The Colbert Report
S1
Ramadan and Halloween are both important holidays that involve ritual and tradition -- which one wins?
10/31/2005
00:36
Intro - 10/31/05
The Colbert Report
S1
Coming up, Patrick Fitzgerald tears the country apart, President Bush appoints another Catholic Supreme Court nominee and how to cope with Halloween if you're a Muslim.
10/31/2005
02:21
Patrick Fitzgerald's Press Conference
The Colbert Report
S1
Nobody in the press got good answers out of Patrick Fitzgerald because they didn't use the right tactics.
10/31/2005
04:58
Emergency Evacuation Plan
The Colbert Report
S1
If we've learned anything from all the hurricanes, earthquakes, terrorist attacks and pending fatwas -- you need to be prepared for an emergency
11/01/2005
03:38
The Word - Camilla-Mania
The Colbert Report
S1
A return to pageantry and glamour, and Milla is bringing the goods.
11/01/2005
04:29
Formidable Opponent - Charity
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen turns to the only man with the balls to go to the mat on the charity issue -- himself.
11/01/2005
06:54
Ken Burns
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen asks Ken Burns why nobody is doing a documentary about his show.
11/01/2005
00:31
Intro - 11/1/05
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen talks to documentarian Ken Burns, while Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles begin their tour of America.
11/01/2005
02:09
Fatwa
The Colbert Report
S1
There is a death warrant out for Stephen Colbert because he said Halloween is a better holiday than Ramadan.
11/02/2005
07:01
Bruce Feiler
The Colbert Report
S1
Bruce Feiler has walked the Bible and believes that God was born in Iraq.
11/02/2005
00:08
Fract - Civil War
The Colbert Report
S1
How many Civil Wars has America fought?
11/02/2005
02:58
The Word - Cat
The Colbert Report
S1
A new radio station plays music for lonely house-bound pets, prompting Stephen to question if we, as a society, over-pamper our animals.
11/02/2005
02:23
The War on Wal-Mart
The Colbert Report
S1
Stephen called the war on Wal-Mart before The New York Times did.
11/02/2005
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