The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 08/09/2006
Alexandra Robbins decries a culture where kids barf on their test booklets.
Lieberman No-ShowThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is disappointed that a DVD of "Mystic River" and a bowl of Cocoa Puffs couldn't lure Joe Lieberman onto The Report.
Press Room RenovationsThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen feels the White House Press Secretary should sermonize from a podium of skulls.
Sign Off - Toss to JonThe Colbert ReportS2
Jon Stewart has a major problem with Stephen tossing it over to him.
Intro - 8/8/06The Colbert ReportS2
The Colbert Report is reaching America's high chairs.
The Word - Ten-Hut!The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen implores veterans to quit fighting against the war and instead use their moral authority to encourage fighting for the war.
Lieberman LosesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen figures the reason Joe Lieberman lost his Senate primary was because he refused to come on The Colbert Report.
Tip/Wag - Hungarian BridgeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen decries cannibalism of all sorts and urges the Nation to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
DeLay and JesusThe Colbert ReportS2
Tom DeLay is forced to remain on the ballot, but finds the strength to do so in Jesus.
The Word - Pencils DownThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is incensed that the Gay-O would have the audacity to reveal the country's security lapses to the terrorists.
Intro - 8/9/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is psyched that Ford even sold 1.2 million vehicles to recall.
Alexandra RobbinsThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen nails overachiever Alexandra Robbins for pulling up the ladder from the top of the tool shed.
Intro - 8/10/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wonders if Sen. Joe Lieberman can win his new party's primary, talks to with Rep. Lynn Woolsey, and asks Eli Pariser if organic bake sales can save the world.
Sign Off - Remedy for InsomniaThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has a remedy for insomnia -- how about taking one of them pills?
Better Know a District - California's 6th - Lynn WoolseyThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wristwrestles Representative Lynn Woolsey, whose district is home to the World Wristwrestling Championship.
Eli PariserThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks MoveOn.org's Eli Pariser who he is, what he does and how he wants to destroy America.
The Word - CappuccinoThe Colbert ReportS2
Eighty-six percent of Democrats may be against the war in Iraq, but America is like a cappuccino -- most of it is foam, and the real stuff is underneath.
Liquids on PlanesThe Colbert ReportS2
New FAA regulations prevent air travelers from bringing liquids aboard airplanes -- and Stephen travels with a lot of liquids.
Intro - 8/14/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen gives a shout-out to his squash partners.
Ramesh PonnuruThe Colbert ReportS2
Ramesh Ponnuru explains how activist judges and embryonic stem cell research contribute to the Democrats status as the party of death.
Stephen's Sound Advice - Protecting Your Online IdentityThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen gives a few tips on how to stay safe on the Internet and the best way to clean your computer.
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