The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 09/12/2007
Joel Klein is absolved thanks to the Atone Phone.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/11/07
With Garrison Keillor's impending arrival, Stephen sends out a warning to those allergic to folksiness.
The Colbert ReportS3 Katie Bruggeman - Exclusive
The ex-girlfriend of the cop that arrested Larry Craig tells all about her former paramour's preschool tendencies.
The Colbert ReportS3 Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - The Kickoff
Stephen kicks off the most comprehensive election coverage possible, half an hour a night, four nights a week.
The Colbert ReportS3 General Betray Us
The New York Times does a shabby job of turning David Petraeus' name into a putdown, but Stephen is here to help.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Bloomberg
Stephen interrupts New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg mid-speech to get him to sign his cast.
The Colbert ReportS3 Joel Klein
New York City Schools Chancellor Joel Klein is willing to pay kids for good grades while Stephen is willing to pay kids to smoke and play video games.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/12/07
If NYC Schools Chancellor Joel Klein visits Stephen, then who's chancelling the schools?
The Colbert ReportS3 1-888-MOPS-KEY
In the year since the last appearance of the Atone Phone, 1-888-OOPS-JEW has been taken by another company.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Re-Run
MSNBC's unedited rebroadcast of the events of 9/11 gives Stephen an idea for boosting the president's approval ratings.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode One
Tek Jansen's latest adventure is his first adventure, from space dog vending to a fateful fall.
The Colbert ReportS3 Klein's Penance
Schools Chancellor Joel Klein admits to cheating on his interview with Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/13/07
Tonight's episode is Stephen's last show before the Emmys and he will expose the truth about Mother Teresa and interview Ed Begley Jr.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Emmys
Stephen has nothing against the other Emmy nominees -- except Jon Stewart.
The Colbert ReportS3 Father James Martin
Stephen asks Father James Martin if he was shocked to find out that Mother Teresa is probably in hell.
The Colbert ReportS3 WristStrong
Stephen suggests that Matt Lauer slip his WristStrong bracelet to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen for President - Answering the Call
Viggo Mortensen surrenders a huge letter opener to Stephen as a sign for him to run for president.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ed Begley Jr.
Ed Begley Jr. became interested in environmental issues as a Boy Scout and maintained his interest only to gain more merit badges.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/18/07
Tonight, Stephen reports on changes to the California electoral system, profiles one of America's unsung heroes and interviews Susan Sarandon.
The Colbert ReportS3 Susan Sarandon
Susan Sarandon tells Stephen that her phone was bugged because Sean Penn was probably calling her.
The Colbert ReportS3 Difference Makers - Nitro Girl
Nitro Girl is the most patriotic giant American woman since the Statue of Liberty -- and she does it all without inviting immigrants to invade our country.
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