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The Word - Army of Mum

Season 6 • 09/27/2010

Gay soldiers have been provided with years of elite training for top-secret military missions.

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Sanchez Bump
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Rick Sanchez's endorsement of the March to Keep Fear Alive will get Stephen tens of supporters.
09/23/2010
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Sign Off - American History Lesson
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Stephen gives his fellow migrant farm workers a quick American history lesson.
09/23/2010
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Intro - 9/23/10
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Stephen apologizes to the gentleman he ran over with a tractor and talks to Oscar Goodman about Las Vegas.
09/23/2010
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Oscar Goodman
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Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman remembers his days as a mob lawyer and believes graffiti artists should have their thumbs cut off.
09/23/2010
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Ken Burns
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Ken Burns says the steroids era in baseball wasn't as bad as the gambling scandals or the exclusion of African Americans.
09/27/2010
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The Delawert Report
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Stephen invites Christine O'Donnell onto his local show, The Delawert Report, after she refuses to talk to the national media.
09/27/2010
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Yahweh or No Way - IHOP & Antonio Federici Ad
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The International House of Pancakes sues the International House of Prayer, and the UK bans a pregnant nun ad for Antonio Federici ice cream.
09/27/2010
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Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
09/27/2010
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Intro - 9/27/10
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The GOP blocks the repeal of "don't ask, don't tell," God sells ice cream, and Ken Burns talks about "The Tenth Inning."
09/27/2010
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Corn Packer Apology
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Stephen apologizes to any gay Iowans he may have offended when he used the term "corn packer" in his congressional testimony.
09/27/2010
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The Word - Army of Mum
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Being forced to lead a double life for years has given gay soldiers the perfect training for top-secret military missions.
09/27/2010
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Ross Douthat
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Ross Douthat doesn't think Christine O'Donnell's anti-masturbation stance makes for good public policy.
09/28/2010
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Intro - 9/28/10
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Stephen doesn't care if Democratic voters are suffering from apathy and doubts if Ross Douthat is that conservative.
09/28/2010
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08:23

Left Behind - Paul Begala
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Paul Begala wants Democrats to rise up out of the grave, grab a shovel and smack John Boehner upside his orange head.
09/28/2010
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Terror a New One
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Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by rubbing your neck with pork sausage, and protect your privacy by wearing costumes to the March to Keep Fear Alive.
09/28/2010
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Sign Off - Democratic Grave
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Stephen says goodnight to the grave where Democrats are buried.
09/28/2010
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ThreatDown - Record Breaking Gays, Koalas & Purell
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Two men set the world record for longest kiss, the koala population suffers from Chlamydia, and hand sanitizer doesn't work.
09/29/2010
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March to Keep Fear Alive Insanity Bus
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Arianna Huffington should provide Stephen's fans with insanity buses to the March to Keep Fear Alive or change the editorial tone of her website.
09/29/2010
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Steven Rattner
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Steven Rattner talks about what would have happened if the Obama administration hadn't bailed out the auto industry.
09/29/2010
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The Word - Original Spin
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A good Supreme Court justice is a Constitutional scholar first and a time traveling mind reader second.
09/29/2010
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Sign Off - Sign Up for the March to Keep Fear Alive
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When the going gets tough, the tough go to KeepFearAlive.com and sign up for Stephen's rally.
09/29/2010
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