The Colbert Report
The Word - Job Description
Season 3 • 10/31/2007
There are 63 presidential candidates, and none has given a job description of the presidency.
The Colbert ReportS3 Earth Attacks - Georgia Drought
Stephen tells us why nature is a bigger threat to us than we are to it, and recommends that Georgia beat the drought by blasting their air conditioners 24 hours a day.
The Colbert ReportS3 Massie Ritsch
After learning that having his campaign funded by Doritos may be illegal, Stephen invites Massie Ritsch to explain campaign funding to him.
The Colbert ReportS3 J. Craig Venter
Scientist Craig Venter stops by to talk about genome decoding, the imperfections of God and what gives Stephen gas.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/30/07
Stephen takes a look at campaign finance laws, introduces a new segment in which polar bears were killed and speaks with Craig Venter about the genetics field.
The Colbert ReportS3 Monkey on the Lam - Lobster Edition
Last week in Germany, a pack of lobsters escaped from their crates and made a run for the ocean. Once recovered, however, the notoriously soft-hearted Germans didn't eat them.
The Colbert ReportS3 Democra-SEE, Democra-DO - Elections
America is in the middle of an election, so of course other little countries are holding their own adorable little elections, too.
The Colbert ReportS3 Hallo-Weening
Stephen wishes he could wish everyone a happy Halloween, but he doesn't believe in celebrating panhandling.
The Colbert ReportS3 Obama's Grit-Off Challenge
Stephen knew presidential politics could get personal, but he never guessed it would get as dirty as Barack Obama challenging him to a grit-off.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/31/07
Vladimir Putin's chances in elections around the world, how Bush reshaped the presidency, and proof of the old saying, "If at first you don't succeed, invade Iran."
The Colbert ReportS3 Lawrence Wilkerson
Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson believes the upper strata of the Bush administration hijacked strategy in Iraq. Stephen asks who should have done so instead.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Job Description
We've heard about immigration, health care, and who can say "9/11" five times fast with crackers in his mouth, but no candidate has given a job description of the presidency.
The Colbert ReportS3 Hail to the Cheese - Donors Choose
Stephen's campaign for president may be over, but you can still help him win.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 11/1/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Walter Kirn and finds out if he's on the ballot as a Democrat.
The Colbert ReportS3 Walter Kirn
Walter Kirn thinks multi-tasking is dangerous. Stephen thinks it's as safe as juggling while driving.
The Colbert ReportS3 Hail to the Cheese - Ballot Issues
Will Stephen's name appear on the South Carolina Democrat Party ballot?
The Colbert ReportS3 Hail to the Cheese - Democratic Executive Council
Stephen enters the belly of the beast in an attempt to win some bleeding hearts and minds.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Buy American
If anybody's driving a black Ford Explorer, thank you.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 11/9/06
Stephen wonders about Vladimir Putin's future, questions the single black Republican and talks to Segway inventor Dean Kamen.
The Colbert ReportS2 Dean Kamen
Stephen asks Segway inventor Dean Kamen if wheelchairs that can climb stairs spell the end of handicapped parking.
The Colbert ReportS2 P.K. Winsome - A Journey Home
P.K. Winsome hits the streets of Harlem, works on his jump shot and reminds people to vote Republican.
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