The Truth Calls Jessica Simpson
Season 3 E 14 • 02/02/2005
The Truth corrals a girl who shares a celebrity's name to help him raise money for the babies.
Drew Carey Books a PartyCrank YankersS3 E11
Drew Carey gets in touch with an event planner to set up a raucous party to celebrate the end of his television show.
Special Ed's Movie PicksCrank YankersS3 E11
Special Ed requests that a video store clerk prepares the store for his arrival by removing the frightening film "The Shining."
Gladys's Daughter Brings Home a Ceramic DildoCrank YankersS3 E12
A ceramic dildo ended up in Gladys's daughter's bag, and Gladys is determined to get to the bottom of it.
The Concierge Helps Some Hotel GuestsCrank YankersS3 E12
A helpful concierge secures two backstage passes to a Siegfried and Roy show, but his guests are not very appreciative.
Field TripCrank YankersS3 E12
Substitute teacher Drew is looking to schedule a field trip that will waste as much time as possible.
Josh Is Looking for TelemarketersCrank YankersS3 E13
Josh searches for telemarketers who can play on their customers' sympathy.
Spoonie Luv's "Sweet Peaches"Crank YankersS3 E13
Spoonie is writing a song about sweet peaches and calls a grocery store to try to get some more information about his favorite fruit.
Jeff's Motivational ReservationsCrank YankersS3 E13
While making dinner reservations, a motivational speaker reminds a restaurant hostess that she is in control with her own destiny.
Jammer Knight Books a GigCrank YankersS3 E14
Rock star Jammer Knight tries to make sure that cold cuts, Hennessy and contraceptive sponges are available at his in-store performance.
Crazy Yitzhak Sells Plasma TV'sCrank YankersS3 E14
Crazy Yitzhak will sell you a plasma TV -- and he'll throw in his three baby crocodiles.
The Truth Calls Jessica SimpsonCrank YankersS3 E14
The Truth tries to get a girl named Jessica Simpson to lend her name to the Almost Celebrity Golf Tournament.
Katie Learns Something NewCrank YankersS3 E15
A helpful librarian teaches a confused young girl the meaning of the words "adapted" and "mature."
The Truth Is Looking for WorkCrank YankersS3 E15
Landalious Truefeld inquires about a position as a square dance caller and then asks for a favor.
Niles the GodfatherCrank YankersS3 E15
A young man is disturbed when his romantic interest keeps her godfather on the line during a personal call.
Joe Needs to Pick Something UpCrank YankersS3 E16
After facing a personal loss, tough guy Joe asks the lost-and-found department for a big favor.
Bobby's Weed Pasta ProblemCrank YankersS3 E16
After Bobby fails a drug test, he blames it on the sauce at an Italian restaurant.
Spoonie Wants to Sell Some Home MoviesCrank YankersS3 E16
Spoonie Luv tries to peddle his homemade masturbation movies to a local video store.
Elmer's PacemakerCrank YankersS3 E17
After misplacing his pacemaker on a bus, Elmer calls the bus terminal to see if it's in their lost and found.
Special Ed Calls a Pharmacy for Cough SyrupCrank YankersS3 E17
A very drowsy Special Ed rings his local pharmacy to try to secure some more of his beloved cough syrup.
Dr. Premise Calls a Voice CoachCrank YankersS3 E17
Dr. Premise uses a computer-generated voice to request a very special service from a speech therapist.
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