The Colbert Report
Sport Report - NCAA Final Four
Season 3 • 03/22/2007
Stephen is placed 37th out of 37 in his office NCAA pool.
The Word - SexThe Colbert ReportS3
Richard Cizik's speaking out about hurting the environment dilutes Christianity's first priority of promoting sexual abstinence.
Intro - 3/21/07The Colbert ReportS3
Evangelicals can't see eye to eye on global warming, Stephen presents a segment in the name of writing off his summer home and Benjamin Barber stops by to not plug his book.
Better Know a District - New York's 22nd - Maurice HincheyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen speaks with Congressman Maurice Hinchey about New York's 22nd district, the brown acid, great one-liners of the Borsch Belt and the best way to bring the troops home.
Benjamin BarberThe Colbert ReportS3
Benjamin Barber explains why consumer culture is bad for humanity and Stephen inquires as to whether he's a Subway or a Quiznos man.
Infomosexual GraphicsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen explains that USA Today printed a homosexually suggestive infographic in its money section.
Face-Reading ExpertThe Colbert ReportS3
A face-reading expert from the Chicago Sun Times analyzes the features of Stephen's face.
Intro - 3/22/07The Colbert ReportS3
Washington, D.C. may get a vote, Louisiana bans cockfighting and Steven interviews CBS Evening News anchorwoman Katie Couric.
Sign Off - FutureThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen encourages his audience to join him for his upcoming show on Monday -- in the future.
Katie CouricThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wonders if Katie Couric would have an easier time delivering the news if she did it as a man.
Eleanor Holmes NortonThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen doesn't see why D.C. residents should get a vote in Congress if they could just open a window and yell to have their voices heard.
Sport Report - NCAA Final FourThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discusses March Madness and then talks with Coach Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit about the upcoming playoffs.
MummyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen missed his chance to bid in future auctions with an ancient mummified hand for a paddle.
Torture GonzalesThe Colbert ReportS3
How dare Chuck Hagel say we're living in a monarchy? The president should confiscate his lands and deny his peerage.
Stephen Colbert DayThe Colbert ReportS3
Oshawa, Ontario celebrates Stephen Colbert Day with a look-a-like contest.
Intro - 3/26/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to John Perry Barlow about digital free speech and brings you highlights from Stephen Colbert Day in Oshawa, Ontario.
For Your Editing PleasureThe Colbert ReportS3
Gwen Ifill interviews Stephen, giving everyone a chance to twist his words through editing.
Sign Off - Photo-OpThe Colbert ReportS3
Don't forget to use the red-eye filter when you take a picture of Stephen.
John Perry BarlowThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen draws a chart for John Perry Barlow explaining that you don't bite the hand that feeds you.
James FallowsThe Colbert ReportS3
Author James Fallows explains to Stephen the difference between being a children's storybook writer and a strategist for the United States.
Madeleine AlbrightThe Colbert ReportS3
Though Stephen is excited for the imminent World War III, Madeleine Albright explains that Armageddon is not exactly a foreign policy.
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