The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Squirm Limits

Season 7 • 10/01/2002

Senator Robert Torricelli offers a mea culpa kinda.

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Bonnie Hunt

Bonnie Hunt talks about her new show, "Life with Bonnie," and complains about Jon's sound guy.
09/30/2002
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Headlines - Showdown: Iraq? - Baghdad Vacation

Three U.S. congressmen travel to Baghdad to photo-op away the looming war.
09/30/2002
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Preview - 10/1/02

Jon previews Stephen Colbert's foray into the dark underworld of championship bridge.
09/30/2002
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Helms - Fatten Up For Fall - Total Fatness

Ed Helms advises Americans to add a layer of fat to their bodies before winter.
09/30/2002
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Mark Your Calendar - October

Diversity Awareness Month is a month to tell people of all races, genders and nationalities: "I'm aware of you, I respect you and I guess I'll catch you later."
10/01/2002
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Intro - Stealing Candy

Jon reminds the audience that it's too early to start trick-or-treating, and also too early to steal candy from stores.
10/01/2002
00:19

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Moment of Zen - Senator Robert Torricelli

Senator Robert Torricelli speaks emotionally about his life in the Senate.
10/01/2002
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Patrick Dempsey

Patrick Dempsey talks about making out in movies, being a new dad and growing up in Maine.
10/01/2002
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Prude Awakening

Clean Flicks has added a digital corset to cover Kate Winslet's hideous, milky-white, nipple-tipped breast in "Titanic."
10/01/2002
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Squirm Limits - Midterm Elections

In one term, Senator Torricelli compiled a list of ethical violations that many in Congress have taken a lifetime to achieve.
10/01/2002
03:56

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Headlines - Squirm Limits

New Jersey Senator Robert Torricelli drops his re-election bid after the Senate Ethics Committee accuses him of accepting inappropriate gifts.
10/01/2002
05:33

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David Schwimmer

David Schwimmer has so much money that he could literally whittle one piece of wood for the next forty years.
10/02/2002
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Advice from Counsel

Jon regrets his remarks about Reese Witherspoon's dark criminal past.
10/02/2002
02:36

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Helms - Vulcan Death Grip

More moderate members of the Bush Administration feel we should kill Hussein with kindness.
10/02/2002
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Headlines - Excess Hollywood

Barbra Streisand will do anything to get the Democrats the House back... anything.
10/02/2002
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Jurassic Dork

Homo erectus was named because he walked upright and not because you have a juvenile sense of humor.
10/02/2002
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Showdown: Iraq? - Regime Change

Ari Fleischer left a press conference early to attend the regime change of his great aunt who was overthrown in her sleep.
10/02/2002
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Moment of Zen - One Bullet

Ari Fleischer encourages the Iraqi people to assassinate Saddam Hussein.
10/02/2002
02:25

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Headlines - Schadenfraud

The Justice Department aims to put the bad guys in prison and take away their money.
10/03/2002
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Rolling Stoned

Randy Moss is sure the pot in his car was not his; it belonged to the guy selling him pot.
10/03/2002
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Bridge Over Troubled Water

Bridge player Disa Eythorsdottir takes her life and career into her own hands by refusing to acknowledge her drug problem.
10/03/2002
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