The Colbert Report
Rick Perry's Sorry, Oops
Season 8 • 11/10/2011
Rick Perry has a humanizing moment at the CNBC presidential debate.
The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Fired Santa Claus & Colbert Super PAC ChristmasThe Colbert ReportS8
New York bureaucrats stick their budget-cutting knives right into Santa's bowlful of jelly, but the Colbert Super PAC makes things right.
Americone Dream of the FutureThe Colbert ReportS8
Dippin' Dots files for bankruptcy, leaving a gap in the future-dessert continuum that only Americone Dream can fill.
Intro - 11/9/11The Colbert ReportS8
The Herman Cain scandal continues to unfold, Stephen says goodbye to a classic dessert, and Father Jim Martin discusses the role of humor in a spiritual life.
Herman Cain's Democrat ConspiracyThe Colbert ReportS8
The sexual harassment allegations keep coming at Herman Cain like an uninvited hand up a pleated skirt, and he isn't afraid to point out who's really behind them.
The Word - Bully PulpitThe Colbert ReportS8
Michigan Senate Republicans pants an anti-bullying law and stuff it in a locker, adding moral and religious exemptions to it.
Sign Off - Feeding Jimmy Fallon's PortraitThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen spoon-feeds Americone Dream to Jimmy Fallon's headshot.
James MartinThe Colbert ReportS8
Father Jim Martin believes that Jesus had a great sense of humor, but most people in the 21st century just don't get his jokes.
Shock & AussieThe Colbert ReportS8
Establishing a permanent U.S. military presence in Australia makes perfect sense: it's a distant desert land full of known criminals speaking a bizarre dialect.
Occupy U.C. BerkeleyThe Colbert ReportS8
When Occupy Wall Street protesters at U.C. Berkeley refuse to leave the campus, they are forcibly removed by baton-wielding police.
Brian EnoThe Colbert ReportS8
Brian Eno explains why he walked away from rock superstardom in the 70s and discusses his generative video art project, "77 Million Paintings."
Rick Perry's Sorry, OopsThe Colbert ReportS8
The CNBC Republican presidential debate will be forever remembered for one thing and one thing only, but Rick Perry can't remember what it is.
Thomas ThwaitesThe Colbert ReportS8
Designer Thomas Thwaites explains the process of building a toaster from scratch and shares his final product.
Intro - 11/14/11The Colbert ReportS8
The environmental movement might be dead, substance abuse gets scary, and Thomas Thwaites builds a toaster from scratch.
Vodka TamponsThe Colbert ReportS8
According to KPHO, Phoenix's news leader, boys and girls across America are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses.
Sign Off - Leaf BlowerThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen uses a leaf blower to tidy up his desk and says goodnight.
Keystone XL Oil Pipeline - Bill McKibbenThe Colbert ReportS8
Co-founder and director of 350.org Bill McKibben explains why the Keystone XL pipeline will mean "game over" for the climate.
CBS Snubs Michele BachmannThe Colbert ReportS8
CBS News' political director John Dickerson unintentionally copies a Michele Bachmann staffer on an e-mail dismissing the GOP candidate.
Bears & Balls - Celebrity Relics & Gooooooold!The Colbert ReportS8
There's never been a better time to invest in things that fall off celebrities, and Goldline International executives face fraud and theft charges.
Difference Makers - Jimmy JusticeThe Colbert ReportS8
When the police fall down on the job, Jimmy Justice stands up for New Yorkers by making gotcha videos of NYPD officers.
Elijah WoodThe Colbert ReportS8
Elijah Wood talks about the extensive Antarctic training he endured to play a penguin in "Happy Feet Two."
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