The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail

Jonah & Kumail - Fun With Names - Uncensored

Season 3 E 4 • 10/18/2016

Jonah and Kumail figure out what their porn, lawyer and fashion designer names would be.

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06:51

Exclusive - Wild Horses - Salad Improv
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E1

When Jonah's little sister Lauren Lapkus shows up at The Meltdown, she brings her friends Stephanie Allynne, Mary Holland and Erin Whitehead, and they all swoon over Kumail.
09/27/2016
01:41

Michelle Buteau - Box Braids
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E2

Michelle Buteau's attempt to get a coveted hairstyle ended up being a complete failure.
10/04/2016
01:15

Paul F. Tompkins - Made-Up Numbers
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E2

Paul F. Tompkins wonders why there's no song to help us remember numbers -- and then he comes up with a disturbing theory.
10/04/2016
02:47

David Wain - A Magic Trick in the Box of Pain
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E2

When David Wain needs a volunteer to help him with a magic trick, he enlists Emily to crawl inside his box of pain.
10/04/2016
13:24

Extended - The Five Footprints - More Dicks - Uncensored
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E3

Rory Scovel, Ron Funches, Joe DeRosa and Drennon Davis join forces to perform as their supergroup the Five Footprints.
10/11/2016
01:46

Martha Kelly - Freedom of the Press
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E3

Martha Kelly explains why she's grateful for the First Amendment and shares the strangest thing she heard reported about the trapped Chilean miners.
10/11/2016
01:08

The Lucas Brothers - Scary NBA Statistics
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E3

Keith and Kenny Lucas explain why it's too stressful for them to watch professional basketball and reveal the ruthless plan they have for their younger brother.
10/11/2016
01:19

Maria Bamford - Making It in Show Business
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E3

After Maria Bamford compares the odds of making it in Hollywood to the chances of finding true love, she realizes something very disturbing.
10/11/2016
01:43

Solomon Georgio - $5,000 Blow Job - Uncensored
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E4

Solomon Georgio asks a very heterosexual man in the audience a hypothetical question.
10/18/2016
05:07

Jen Kirkman - A Dream About Prince - Uncensored
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E4

Jen Kirkman had a dream about Prince that was so vivid and realistic, she refuses to believe it wasn't real.
10/18/2016
02:43

Jonah & Kumail - Fun With Names - Uncensored
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E4

Jonah and Kumail figure out their porn names, and Solomon Georgio and Emily Gordon talk crime and deportation in the greenroom.
10/18/2016
02:09

Jonah & Kumail - That's Not Neil deGrasse Tyson - Uncensored
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E5

Kumail and Steven Yeun try to convince Jonah that aliens are real, and Jonah pretends to consult Neil deGrasse Tyson -- at the worst possible moment.
10/25/2016
02:42

Brandon Wardell - Justin Bieber's Prayer
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E5

When Brandon Wardell attended a Justin Bieber Q&A, the pop star led the audience in prayer in the wake of a terrorist attack.
10/25/2016
01:11

Guy Branum - Leading the Catholic Church
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E5

Guy Branum feels like he has a unique understanding of the Catholic Church even though he doesn't agree with many of its ideals.
10/25/2016
01:00

Ian Karmel - Shaquille O'Neal's Saving Grace
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E6

Ian Karmel imagines what Shaquille O'Neal's life would be if basketball didn't exist -- and it's not pleasant.
11/02/2016
02:32

Rachel Bloom - The O.C.Dance
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E6

Rachel Bloom performs a song-and-dance number about the Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder she developed as a preteen.
11/02/2016
02:16

Baron Vaughn - Modern Black Man
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E6

Baron Vaughn talks about how he's dealing with the recent epidemic of police brutality against black men in America.
11/02/2016
02:39

Brett Gelman - Tiny's Big Performance - Uncensored
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E7

When Gelmania's Brett Gelman invites his friend Tiny to the stage, the two collaborate on a very creepy experimental musical performance.
11/16/2016
02:00

Joel Kim Booster - Graded on a Gay Curve - Uncensored
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E7

Joel Kim Booster asks a few men in The Meltdown audience how they feel about pornography and reveals the hardest thing about being a gay man in L.A.
11/16/2016
01:19

River Butcher - Baseball vs. Softball
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E7

When River Butcher mentions that they play on a weekend baseball team, people often second-guess which sport River is playing.
11/16/2016
01:06

Todd Barry - Pre-Planned Crowd Work - Uncensored
The Meltdown with Jonah and KumailS3 E8

Todd Barry admits how long it took him to plan his set for The Meltdown and chats with an audience member about her tattoos.
11/23/2016
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