The Colbert Report

Intro - 10/4/06

Season 2 E 125 • 10/04/2006

The Nobel Prize Patrol will bring one lucky scientist a giant check.

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02:37

Lucifer
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Stephen looks at some of Hillary Clinton's stances and compares them to the views of Lucifer.
10/03/2006
00:29

Intro - 10/3/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E124

Bush gets advice from Kissinger on the war in Iraq, Stephen comes up with a reason to watch hockey and then avoids paying his guest Andy Stern overtime.
10/03/2006
02:57

The Word - Experience
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The best way to come up with the best exit strategy is to get the super group of the Nixon administration back together.
10/03/2006
02:21

Drunk Dialing
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Republicans have some good reasons to drink, and when one drinks, one tends to forget things.
10/03/2006
01:28

$20 Million Victory Party
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Congress approved $20 million to pay for a day-long party in Washington celebrating victory in Afghanistan and Iraq. Regrettably, that money wasn't spent.
10/04/2006
03:11

Mark Foley the RINO
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Stephen knows that Representative Mark Foley isn't a Republican, he's a RINO -- and by that he doesn't mean horny.
10/04/2006
06:48

Byron Dorgan
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When Stephen found out Senator Byron Dorgan was coming he thought he'd do a North Dakota-themed show, until he couldn't think of anything else from North Dakota.
10/04/2006
01:40

Green Screen Challenge - D&D
The Colbert ReportS2 E125

With only a week left to go in the Green Screen Challenge, Stephen shows Brian Pope's D&D-themed entry about the death of Farynieth the 21st-level paladin.
10/04/2006
03:37

Nobel Prize Sweep
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Three Nobel Prizes have been awarded thus far and all three have gone to Americans. The USA is getting ready to go for the sweep.
10/04/2006
02:47

The Word - Must-Not-See TV
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Sen. Arlen Specter has introduced a bill to put TV cameras in the Supreme Court. Some justices are against the bill, and they're right -- often far right.
10/04/2006
00:35

Intro - 10/4/06
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Tonight: TV cameras in the Supreme Court, the Nobel Prize Patrol coming to a scientist's door with a giant check and North Dakota Senator Byron Dorgan's anti-outsourcing book.
10/04/2006
02:19

Handling Sex Scandals
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Stephen can't decide who the luckiest bastard in the world is, the one who was going to lose to Mark Foley, or the one who was going to lose to Dennis Hastert.
10/05/2006
00:30

Intro - 10/5/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E126

Racial profiling continues in airports, a district is better known, and Amy Goodman decries corporate sponsorship of the media.
10/05/2006
01:48

Starbucks Price Hike
The Colbert ReportS2 E126

Starbucks' nickel-per-cup price hike doesn't seem like much, but spread over 161 shows it'll cost Stephen a whopping eight bucks.
10/05/2006
05:42

Amy Goodman
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Stephen has heard that liberal radio and TV host Amy Goodman is a real firebrand, so he wants her to bring it.
10/05/2006
03:24

Better Know a District - Florida's 16th - Mark Foley
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Stephen better knows Florida's 16th district: famous for hurricanes, jai alai, the Burt Reynolds museum and Representative Mark Foley.
10/05/2006
04:15

Maz Jobrani
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After a security check, Stephen welcomes actor Maz Jobrani, who will no longer audition for the role of a terrorist.
10/05/2006
02:09

Behavioral Profiling
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Security personnel have begun using behavioral profiling to identify suspicious individuals at airports. They won't say exactly what they're looking for, but Stephen will.
10/05/2006
05:08

Stephen Greets Kim Jong-il
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Stephen greets Kim Jong-il in Korean, which he's been learning since around 1:36 a.m. Greenwich Mean Time.
10/09/2006
00:28

Intro - 10/9/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E127

Making schools safer, North Korea's nuclear bomb test, an interview with Randy Newman, and why Stephen is like Wonder Woman.
10/09/2006
05:22

Randy Newman
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Randy Newman wonders whether he's at the McCarthy hearings -- and rolls over on George Clooney.
10/09/2006
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