The Colbert Report

Final Thought

Season 4 • 06/02/2008

Stephen shows some opinions on what the Democrats should have done with Michigan and Florida.

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Intro - 5/29/08
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Scott McClellan's new book accuses Bush of lying to get us into Iraq. That took balls, Scott -- five years ago.
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Democralypse Now - Florida and Michigan
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06/02/2008
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The Word - Media Culpa
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Media, if you want to prove you did your job well in the lead-up to the Iraq war, use the same techniques that McClellan used to sell the war to you in the first place.
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Intro - 6/2/08
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Scott McClellan says the press didn't do its job in the run-up to the war. Why is he complaining? They did his job.
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00:49

Obama's Church
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Unfortunately, America can't vote for a man who doesn't even belong to a church. So Hillary it is.
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Colbert Platinum - Private Jets
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01:53

Fire at Universal
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God must have been listening to Stephen's prayers because Universal Studios went up in flames.
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01:01

Final Thought
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Stephen gives America the final thought on what should have been done with Michigan and Florida.
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07:15

George Will
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The Word - Unhealthy Competition
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The great thing about the war on terror is that if we fight it right, it can go on forever.
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Stephen's Sound Advice - Summer Jobs
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Stephen goes through the stages of grief now that the Democratic primaries are over.
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