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Armed and Ready
Season 2 E 54 • 04/26/2006
"Hannity & Colmes" have the bomb, and Stephen is not about to let that stand.
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06:40
The Colbert Report
S2 E53
Sam Harris
Sam Harris reminds Stephen that we're all atheists with respect to Poseidon.
04/25/2006
00:29
The Colbert Report
S2 E53
Sign Off - Bush Clock
It's almost midnight on the East Coast, which means soon there will be only 999 days left in the Bush presidency.
04/25/2006
02:51
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S2 E53
The Word - Panama
Like the Bush administration, celebrities should never try anything new.
04/25/2006
00:05
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S2 E53
Fract - Middle Name
In 1983, Stephen legally changed his middle name.
04/25/2006
05:26
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S2 E53
ThreatDown - Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks' latest movie questions the divinity of Jesus -- not to mention, what's with the hair?
04/25/2006
06:40
The Colbert Report
S2 E54
Better Know a District - Georgia's 11th - Phil Gingrey
Representative Phil Gingrey won in Newt Gingrich's old district when voters confused their last names.
04/26/2006
00:36
The Colbert Report
S2 E54
Intro - 4/26/06
In tonight's episode, "The Star Spangled Banner" is translated into Spanish, and Sebastian Junger discusses his cheery book on the Boston Strangler.
04/26/2006
05:06
The Colbert Report
S2 E54
Sebastian Junger
Sebastian Junger is even more rugged in person than he appears on the back of his books.
04/26/2006
03:16
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S2 E54
The Word - English
Our national anthem is now a ditty for immigrants to sing as they stream across our broken borders.
04/26/2006
00:17
The Colbert Report
S2 E54
Sign Off - Yellowcake
Stephen has slam dunk intelligence on Joe Scarborough's nuclear program.
04/26/2006
04:11
The Colbert Report
S2 E54
Armed and Ready
"Hannity & Colmes" have the bomb, and Stephen is not about to let that stand.
04/26/2006
02:09
The Colbert Report
S2 E55
Snow: Informer
With the appointment of Tony Snow as White House Press Secretary, Stephen positions himself for a job in Homeland Security.
04/27/2006
07:02
The Colbert Report
S2 E55
Bill Kristol
Neocon Bill Kristol makes some friends on the Upper West Side with a prediction that the Democrats will take the House in the upcoming election.
04/27/2006
03:04
The Colbert Report
S2 E55
All You Need to Know - Sleight of Hand
Stephen demonstrates how David Copperfield escaped a mugging without losing his belongings.
04/27/2006
01:36
The Colbert Report
S2 E55
Sign Off - The NFL Draft
Stephen looks forward to a nice relaxing weekend where he can watch wall-to-wall coverage of the NFL's ode to slavery.
04/27/2006
02:01
The Colbert Report
S2 E55
Plagiarism
Stephen reads a passage from a Tek Jansen adventure to illustrate the perils of plagiarism.
04/27/2006
03:47
The Colbert Report
S2 E55
The Word - White Gloves
Stephen puts up a decoy Word to piss the women off and have them do the fighting for men.
04/27/2006
00:32
The Colbert Report
S2 E55
Intro - 4/27/06
Stephen ponders how Tony Snow will make the jump from FOX News to Republican apologist, and neocon pundit Bill Kristol stops by.
04/27/2006
04:05
The Colbert Report
S2 E56
Tip/Wag - Exxon
Stephen wags his finger at Chicago for providing the worst treatment of fowl since Mallard Fillmore's death.
05/01/2006
00:35
The Colbert Report
S2 E56
Intro - 5/1/06
George Clooney speaking out about Darfur is the worst thing to happen since Paul Newman spoke out against the atrocities of the Hidden Valley ranch.
05/01/2006
01:23
The Colbert Report
S2 E56
Sign Off - Spam
Stephen salutes the anniversary of spam e-mail with an addition to his bookshelf.
05/01/2006
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