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The Rings

Season 9 • 07/14/2004

Saturn's rings are made of dirt. Three billion dollars folks.

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04:43

Headlines - Re-Vote Control
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The Bush administration's strategy to fight terrorism is repetition.
07/13/2004
04:18

Back in Black - Political Conventions
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The two parties will bring their message of hope, freedom and support of the common man to Boston and New York by shutting them down and declaring martial law.
07/13/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - We Are Safer
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George W. Bush defends the war in Iraq by claiming the American people are safer.
07/13/2004
06:36

Michael Isikoff
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Michael Isikoff believes the attempt to delay elections isn't a conspiracy, but that doesn't mean it's not politically motivated
07/13/2004
03:36

War on Terror/Election 2004 - Delayed Election?
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Each state will have different voting standards to keep the terrorists guessing.
07/13/2004
02:03

Reading Not Dead
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Jon updates the audience on all the latest covers of magazines in New York City's news kiosks.
07/14/2004
04:49

True Library
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The proposed Counter Clinton Library aims to shine light on the controversies of Travelgate, Buddhist Monks, Monica Lewinsky, and the alleged whacking of Kurt Cobain.
07/14/2004
00:20

Moment of Zen - White House Insider
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Dick Cheney doesn't believe there should be a federal policy in "this area."
07/14/2004
05:21

Sarah Vowell
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Author Sarah Vowell discusses the infamous duel between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr in Weehawken, New Jersey.
07/14/2004
04:33

The Boys in the Ban
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What is more of a threat to American life, al Qaeda or people of the same gender moving down your street?
07/14/2004
02:08

The Rings
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Color enhanced photographs of Saturn's rings reveal they are made mostly of ice and dirt.
07/14/2004
04:32

Sacha Baron Cohen
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Sacha Baron Cohen and Jon talk about asking stupid questions to intelligent people.
07/15/2004
04:15

Freedom of Oppression
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Ed Helms takes advantage of Boston's Free Speech Zone to swear and share innermost secrets.
07/15/2004
00:14

Moment of Zen - Out Of The Mainstream
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The media tells us who stands where and in relation to what stream.
07/15/2004
01:52

The Strongening
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Securing America's strength through service and security 2: the Strongening.
07/15/2004
01:00

The Senator Shuffle
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G.O.P. having no luck fielding a Senatorial Candidate in Illinois.
07/15/2004
01:26

Where am I?
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On the campaign trail, George W. Bush has no clue where he is.
07/15/2004
02:47

Talking Points
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The media jack hammers thoughts into your skull so you don't have to think.
07/15/2004
02:05

Whoop Ass
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Slim Fast fires Whoopi Goldberg for making an inappropriate Bush joke.
07/15/2004
04:13

2004 Democratic Convention
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A recap of the 2004 Democratic National Convention.
07/27/2004
04:52

Indecision 2004 - Dance Party
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John Kerry says ahoy to prosperity, ending our economic scurvy with the oranges of fiscal responsibility
07/27/2004
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