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Sign Off - Goodnight?
Season 5 • 10/27/2009
If this is a rerun, Brian Cox will be on today.
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05:26
Cornel West
The Colbert Report
S5
Cornel West criticizes Barack Obama out of concern for the poor and working class people.
10/26/2009
05:48
The Word - Don't Ask Don't Tell
The Colbert Report
S5
The petition signers who want to overturn the "everything but marriage" bill should be able to stay in the closet that the gay people have abandoned.
10/26/2009
05:21
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Get a Job
The Colbert Report
S5
Once you get a job interview with Stephen's celebrity endorsement, you'll want to grow a mustache.
10/26/2009
03:13
George Will's Long Tie
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen has to restore balance to the universe after George Will starts wearing long ties.
10/26/2009
00:15
Sign Off - Don't Move
The Colbert Report
S5
Don't move so Stephen can always remember you staring at him.
10/26/2009
04:05
Colbert Platinum - Harvard Billionaires & Red Diamond SUV
The Colbert Report
S5
Harvard produces the most billionaires, and a Russian car company releases a diamond-encrusted SUV with whale penis leather interior.
10/27/2009
00:33
Intro - 10/27/09
The Colbert Report
S5
The Catholic Church reaches out to former members, and Gail Collins talks about the modern American woman.
10/27/2009
04:57
Gail Collins
The Colbert Report
S5
Gail Collins describes the last 50 years of progress made by American women and the new issues they face today.
10/27/2009
01:44
George W. Bush's Motivational Speech
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen would have loved to attend George W. Bush's "Get Motivated" seminar, but he couldn't afford the $4.95 admission fee.
10/27/2009
07:28
Holy Water Under the Bridge - Randall Balmer
The Colbert Report
S5
Randall Balmer refuses to join the Catholic Church because he's suspicious of any religious group that defines itself in negative terms.
10/27/2009
00:27
Sign Off - Goodnight?
The Colbert Report
S5
Brian Cox will be on tomorrow, unless this is a rerun.
10/27/2009
00:31
Intro - 10/28/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen finds out what broke the largest particle accelerator and preps for his interview with Brian Cox by watching "Baby Einstein" tapes.
10/28/2009
05:48
The Word - You-Genics
The Colbert Report
S5
Your baby will never be denied health coverage for being too fat or too skinny if you mate with an insurance company CEO.
10/28/2009
01:31
Joe Lieberman Is a True Independent
The Colbert Report
S5
Joe Lieberman proves he's independent of his Connecticut constituents by opposing a public option in health care reform.
10/28/2009
01:44
Sign Off - Future Stephen
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen will stick a fork into a toaster unless his future self comes back to stop him.
10/28/2009
06:05
Brian Cox
The Colbert Report
S5
Physicist Brian Cox, one of People Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive, discusses relativity and scientific bollocks.
10/28/2009
04:12
Big Bang Theory
The Colbert Report
S5
Physicists theorize that the Large Hadron Collider is being sabotaged from the future.
10/28/2009
01:52
USA Today Slams Dirigibles
The Colbert Report
S5
The USA Today smears the dirigible industry based on the technicality that the ships explode.
10/29/2009
00:14
Sign Off - Thanks to Bill Simmons & Rosanne Cash
The Colbert Report
S5
Put Rosanne Cash's new album on your list and drop some cash on it.
10/29/2009
05:13
Bill Simmons
The Colbert Report
S5
Bill Simmons believes Wilt Chamberlain was gay and compares Kobe Bryant to Teen Wolf.
10/29/2009
00:30
Intro - 10/29/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Gitmo prisoners may have been tortured with rock music, and Bill Simmons talks about his 700-page book on basketball.
10/29/2009
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