The Colbert Report
Humanized by Pie
Season 7 • 07/20/2011
Rupert Murdoch's beautiful, adopted Chinese wife deflects the pie that humanizes him nonetheless.
The Colbert ReportS7 John Prendergast
John Prendergast talks about the birth of South Sudan, the creation of its flag and the oil curse that might plague its future.
The Colbert ReportS7 God Calls Rick Perry
With the tough challenges facing America, Rick Perry thinks it's time to hand it over to God and ask Him to jump in.
The Colbert ReportS7 David Carr
David Carr of the New York Times admits that papers sell based on the misery of others, but that Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. sells misery best.
The Colbert ReportS7 Newt's White Whale
With his campaign $1 million in debt, Newt Gingrich will have to abandon Moby Dick Airways and travel on Metaphorical Unattainable Goal Bus Lines.
The Colbert ReportS7 Debt Ceiling Deadline Conspiracy
The August 2nd debt ceiling deadline could be a Muslim-Nazi-Vietcong conspiracy to keep America fiscally solvent.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Reading
Stephen interrupts his reading of Michael Sandel's "Justice: What's the Right Thing to Do?" to say goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS7 Voter ID Laws
To safeguard against voter fraud and ensure that only the "right people" get elected, Republicans pass laws requiring voters to show government-issued photo IDs.
The Colbert ReportS7 Michael Sandel
Michael Sandel uses real-world examples to test big philosophical concepts and ethical questions about justice and cannibalism.
The Colbert ReportS7 Congressional Partisan Rancor
Allen West brings civility back to Washington by calling Debbie Wasserman Shultz a "vile coward" after she spews bile over his support for the GOP's debt reduction bill.
The Colbert ReportS7 Humanized by Pie
After Rupert Murdoch gets hit with a pie, News Corp.'s stocks spike, the English Parliament apologizes, and even the media sharks celebrating his downfall feel bad.
The Colbert ReportS7 I's on Edjukashun - Gay History & Disney English
California's school curriculum includes lesson plan-on-man action, and Disney will teach Chinese kids words like "Mickey," "Mouse," and "Sew that Mickey Mouse hoodie faster."
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Space Robot
Stephen does the space robot with a box of tissues.
The Colbert ReportS7 Death of America's Space Program
America ends its space program, making Stephen's astronauts skills as obsolete as dodo husbandry, Zune programming and American manufacturing.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 7/21/11
Schools should only teach gay history if they teach gay is history, "The Today Show" cooking segment gets out of control, and neuroscientist David Eagleman talks brains.
The Colbert ReportS7 David Eagleman
Neuroscientist David Eagleman likens the brain to a neural Parliament with different political parties that are battling it out to steer the ship of state.
The Colbert ReportS7 NBC: No Butt Coverage
NBC's boob week is just a cheap ratings grope, so Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to demand equal time for the booty.
The Colbert ReportS7 Brian Cox
Particle physicist Brian Cox talks about the future of the universe and the possibility of the Higgs boson particle.
The Colbert ReportS7 Vaginal Puppeteering vs. D**k Scrub
Summer's Eve's ad campaign features talking vaginas, but Stephen wants to target men's deeply troubling genitals for a change.
The Colbert ReportS7 Y2-Gay
New York's first gay newlyweds, 85-year-old Connie Kopelov and 77-year-old Phyllis Siegel, seal their vows with a kiss on the cheek -- or as they call it, "scissoring."
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