The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 10/29/2007
Rick Berman explains that Subway spokesman Jared was in it for the money.
The Colbert ReportS3 Hail to the Cheese - Campaign Coverage Finance
In order to be a top tier presidential candidate, Stephen needs more than zero point zero million dollars in the bank.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/18/07
Stephen sits down with Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, and puts our environment under a microscope.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Portrait Unveiled
Stephen unveils his new portrait -- and this year, he's taking things in an entirely new direction.
The Colbert ReportS3 Global Scrunching - Anderson Cooper
Stephen asks Anderson Cooper how people can help the environment without any inconvenience.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Absinthetinence
America's youth: stay away from absinthe. It can damage your liver and kidneys and make you paint strange things.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Last Infographic
It is a sad day in the news world, as USA Today prints its very last infographic, a chart showing which American streets are named after which candy.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Sleep Deprivation
Stephen tips his hat to The New York Times after his book hit number one, but wags his finger at neuroscientists at U.C. Berkeley for saying that people need sleep.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/29/07
The McCain campaign gets a technological boost, absinthe is in again, and guest Richard Berman opposes PETA and MADD.
The Colbert ReportS3 Hail to the Cheese - Branded Killings
After John McCain told the people of Smith & Wesson that he would use their products to kill Osama bin Laden, Stephen does the same with Isotoner gloves, Cinnabon and Head On.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Rocktober
Stephen honors the Boston Red Sox for punishing the Colorado Rockies and preserving the sanctity of Rocktober by adding a rock and roll creche to his bookshelf.
The Colbert ReportS3 Richard Berman
Rick Berman and Stephen discuss why smoking, drinking, eating and skydiving shouldn't be regulated.
The Colbert ReportS3 Earth Attacks - Georgia Drought
Stephen tells us why nature is a bigger threat to us than we are to it, and recommends that Georgia beat the drought by blasting their air conditioners 24 hours a day.
The Colbert ReportS3 Massie Ritsch
After learning that having his campaign funded by Doritos may be illegal, Stephen invites Massie Ritsch to explain campaign funding to him.
The Colbert ReportS3 J. Craig Venter
Scientist Craig Venter stops by to talk about genome decoding, the imperfections of God and what gives Stephen gas.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/30/07
Stephen takes a look at campaign finance laws, introduces a new segment in which polar bears were killed and speaks with Craig Venter about the genetics field.
The Colbert ReportS3 Monkey on the Lam - Lobster Edition
Last week in Germany, a pack of lobsters escaped from their crates and made a run for the ocean. Once recovered, however, the notoriously soft-hearted Germans didn't eat them.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Job Description
We've heard about immigration, health care, and who can say "9/11" five times fast with crackers in his mouth, but no candidate has given a job description of the presidency.
The Colbert ReportS3 Democra-SEE, Democra-DO - Elections
America is in the middle of an election, so of course other little countries are holding their own adorable little elections, too.
The Colbert ReportS3 Hallo-Weening
Stephen wishes he could wish everyone a happy Halloween, but he doesn't believe in celebrating panhandling.
The Colbert ReportS3 Obama's Grit-Off Challenge
Stephen knew presidential politics could get personal, but he never guessed it would get as dirty as Barack Obama challenging him to a grit-off.