The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Moment of Zen - Stuart Varney's Unconstitutional Ringtone
Season 16 • 04/12/2011
Andrew Napolitano likes hearing Stuart Varney say, "It's unconstitutional."
Countdown to the Next Countdown - Jon Kyl's Planned Parenthood StatisticsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
Jon Kyl claims that abortion services account for 90% of Planned Parenthood procedures, but it's not to be taken as fact.
Intro - Foo Fighters Fan Kills BunniesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
A Foo Fighters fan can't be here because she ripped three bunnies to shreds in front of kindergartners.
Countdown to the Next Countdown - I Can't Believe It's Not Shuttered!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
Congress prevents a government shutdown with mundane, pragmatic agreement, and the media examines fiscal policy in multiple-choice form.
Countdown to the Next Countdown - Jon Kyl Lies About Planned ParenthoodThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
The lie facts about Planned Parenthood's abortion statistics stack up very strongly in Jon Kyl's favor.
Foo Fighters - ArlandriaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
Dave Grohl talks about the destructive kids backstage, and Foo Fighters perform "Arlandria."
Foo Fighters - Bridge BurningThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
Foo Fighters perform "Bridge Burning" from "Wasting Light."
Deval PatrickThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
Deval Patrick explains the success of education and health care reform in Massachusetts.
Indecision 2012 - Mitt Romney Competes with Crazy PeopleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
Mitt Romney's Republican presidential candidacy announcement looks like an erectile dysfunction ad.
Ryan's Private Savings - Republican Deficit PlanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
Paul Ryan's plan to reduce the deficit is everything the Republicans hated about Obamacare, plus a $750 billion cut to Medicaid.
Ryan's Private Savings - Path to ProsperityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
Paul Ryan makes a video to explain his debt reduction plan, with a production value that makes the Democrats look bad.
Moment of Zen - Stuart Varney's Unconstitutional RingtoneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
Andrew Napolitano wants Stuart Varney's "It's unconstitutional" quote made into a ringtone.
Moment of Zen - Sarah Palin Dismisses Internet RumorsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
Sarah Palin wants to know why reporters spread rumors instead of getting to the facts.
Tracy MorganThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
Tracy Morgan's super sperm wear glasses and play Atari and ColecoVision.
This Little Piggy - Gender Identity SituationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
John Oliver reports on the deteriorating gender identity situation at P.S. 32, Jason Jones teaches his kid how to be a catcher, and Sam Bee needs to shave her balls.
Toemageddon 2011 - This Little Piggy Went to HellThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
The media reports on a five-year-old boy with pink toenails like it's a story about incest or cannibalism.
Tales of Principled Behavior - Obama Birth Certificate MysteryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
Donald Trump pays birth certificate researchers in Hawaii, Michele Bachmann takes Obama at his word, and Bill O'Reilly turns into a liberal.
Ricky GervaisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
Ricky Gervais doesn't understand why his toned-down Golden Globes performance caused such a bad reaction.
Moment of Zen - 3-D PornThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
Watching 3-D porn means getting it on all sides.
Dennis Kucinich's Improbable SuccessThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
John Oliver tries to understand how a liberal vegan ventriloquist has found success in a blue-collar district of Ohio.
Slashdance - Democratic Deficit Reduction PlanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS16
President Obama keeps it real by announcing more spending reductions in the tax code.
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