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Season 5 • 04/07/2009

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04:42

Obama's European Trip - Tom Brokaw
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Tom Brokaw believes Barack Obama appeared very presidential at the G20 Summit.
04/06/2009
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02:28

Un-American News - Rest of the World
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Stephen loves Barack Obama, at least until he returns to the United States.
04/06/2009
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00:15

Make Lemonade
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If life gives you lemons, water, sugar and ice, make lemonade.
04/06/2009
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Body Loss
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Getting paid for missing body parts is too tempting for Americans.
04/06/2009
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Rich Lowry
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Rich Lowry wants Republican principles to stay the same, but the application to change.
04/06/2009
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Queen Noor's Royal Treatment
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To make sure Stephen doesn't violate any royalty protocol, he's going to wear surgical gloves.
04/07/2009
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The Word - Morally Bankrupt
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TV has so little societal value that Bill Gates is willing to pay to provide the most cursory positive messages.
04/07/2009
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Better Know a District - New York's 25th - Dan Maffei
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Congressman Dan Maffei's "evil twin" tells Stephen why he loves cocaine and the company of prostitutes.
04/07/2009
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Queen Noor
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Queen Noor will only knight Stephen after he signs the Global Zero declaration.
04/07/2009
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00:35

Intro - 4/7/09
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Are TV networks desperate for revenue? Find out more on an all-new episode of "How I Met Your Pepsi."
04/07/2009
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Hiccup-Free
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The Colbert Report is no longer hiccup-free.
04/07/2009
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03:14

Birkat Hachama - Stephen Frees His Jews
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Birkat Hachama marks the time for Stephen to free his Jews.
04/08/2009
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Electronic Edition
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Far too many of you still get the show delivered on paper.
04/08/2009
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Intro - 4/8/09
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An update on Stephen's trip to the Persian Gulf, and Phil Bronstein discusses the death of newspapers.
04/08/2009
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06:51

Phil Bronstein
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Stephen asks Phil Bronstein if the death of newspapers and journalistic oversight will begin a golden age of corruption.
04/08/2009
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05:43

Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - Bahrain
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The military asked Stephen to adopt a "don't ask, don't tell" policy for his trip, which is hard because he's Dubai-curious.
04/08/2009
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Alpha Dog of the Week - Ted Stevens
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Ted Stevens seeks justice for others, as long as those others are him.
04/08/2009
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The Enemy Within - Hedgehogs
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Hedgehogs were illegal in Kansas until one obsessed 10-year-old played the cute card.
04/09/2009
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00:24

Stephen's Severed Head
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Stephen earns 2,634 weeks of workers' comp for severing his head.
04/09/2009
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06:30

Bart Ehrman
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Stephen discusses Bart Ehrman's theory that the Bible contradicts itself.
04/09/2009
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02:19

Workers' Comp Temptation
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The New York Times' worker's compensation chart for severed limbs continues to tempt Stephen.
04/09/2009
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