The Colbert Report
Hail to the Cheese - Filing Papers
Season 3 • 10/17/2007
Stephen picks out a good pen to fill out his Republican primary forms.
Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Presidential BidThe Colbert ReportS3
After 15 minutes of soul-searching, Stephen announces his bid to run for president.
Jeff GreenfieldThe Colbert ReportS3
CBS Senior Political Correspondent, Jeff Greenfield, answers how Stephen can appeal to South Carolina residents as both a Republican and Democratic presidential candidate.
Bob DroginThe Colbert ReportS3
Author Bob Drogin explains how poor information from a taxi driver named Curveball has led to the worst intelligence and foreign policy failure in America's history.
Intro - 10/16/07The Colbert ReportS3
In this episode, Stephen takes a look at the ever-changing campaign trail and interviews author Bob Drogin about his book on the war in Iraq.
Planet in PerilThe Colbert ReportS3
CNN is so desperate to raise awareness of their upcoming "Planet in Peril" special that they've printed millions of posters to spread the word.
The Big NewsThe Colbert ReportS3
When Stephen reads The New York Times, he starts with the business section -- at least there the lies are about money.
Intro - 10/17/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sits down with chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov, and questions arise about the Colbert presidential campaign.
Sign Off - Revenge Is SweetThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finally gets his revenge on the bears.
Garry KasparovThe Colbert ReportS3
Garry Kasparov, author of "How Life Imitates Chess," may be able to outsmart a computer, but can he outsmart a man who owns a computer?
ThreatDown - AnniversaryThe Colbert ReportS3
It's the anniversary of the ThreatDown and Stephen bought you rubber pants to celebrate.
Hail to the Cheese - Filing PapersThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen fills out the proper documents to run for president in the South Carolina primary.
Pumpkin ShortageThe Colbert ReportS3
If there's one thing about Stephen that you and the psychopathic killer who may be standing behind you know, it's that he's no alarmist.
Craig NewmarkThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen thanks Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, for destroying the American newspaper.
Hail to the Cheese - Campaign Coverage FinanceThe Colbert ReportS3
In order to be a top tier presidential candidate, Stephen needs more than zero point zero million dollars in the bank.
Intro - 10/18/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sits down with Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, and puts our environment under a microscope.
Sign Off - Portrait UnveiledThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen unveils his new portrait -- and this year, he's taking things in an entirely new direction.
Global Scrunching - Anderson CooperThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Anderson Cooper how people can help the environment without any inconvenience.
The Word - AbsinthetinenceThe Colbert ReportS3
America's youth: stay away from absinthe. It can damage your liver and kidneys and make you paint strange things.
Richard BermanThe Colbert ReportS3
Rick Berman and Stephen discuss why smoking, drinking, eating and skydiving shouldn't be regulated.
The Last InfographicThe Colbert ReportS3
It is a sad day in the news world, as USA Today prints its very last infographic, a chart showing which American streets are named after which candy.
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