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Mess O'Potamia - Weapons Cache
Season 8 • 09/30/2003
It's the year of the weapons cache.
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04:25
Debate and Switch
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Very funny, Brian Williams, but Rob Corddry will see who has the last laugh, bitch.
09/29/2003
00:17
Moment of Zen - Democratic Debate 2004
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
All 10 Democratic presidential candidates get cut off by the time-over bell.
09/29/2003
01:02
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
On the Colbert Report, the usual labels don't apply -- what matters is you're wrong.
09/30/2003
07:41
Joe Scarborough
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Joe Scarborough would like to see the mainstream media talk more about the positive stories that are coming out of Iraq.
09/30/2003
00:15
Good Night
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Tomorrow night: new show, new audience.
09/30/2003
01:04
Mess O'Potamia - Bruce Willis & The Accelerators
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
U.S. troops in Iraq face oppressive, dangerous conditions -- among them, Bruce Willis.
09/30/2003
02:48
Fast, Cheap & Out of Control
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Between health-conscious consumers, dollar menus and hamburglaries, the fast food industry is taking a hit.
09/30/2003
00:11
Moment of Zen - Too Skinny
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Fast food lobbyist Todd Buckholz talks about how, historically, people have been too skinny.
09/30/2003
04:50
Too Little Too Latte
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Two triple skinny no-foam mocha lattes and an oat bran muffin scone cake could go from $18.75 to an outrageous $18.95.
09/30/2003
01:12
Intro - World's Oldest Man
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon used up all of his best "Scarborough Country" jokes during the audience warm up, so instead, here's some sad news.
09/30/2003
00:47
Mess O'Potamia - Weapons Cache
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Yes, we did it -- we found the weapons of some minor destruction!
09/30/2003
05:07
Vivica A. Fox
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Vivica A. Fox talks to Jon about working out in China for her new movie.
10/01/2003
00:13
Moment of Zen - Harry Potter
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
First Lady Laura Bush announces that she felt like she was making magic potions with Harry Potter when she read the books in Texas.
10/01/2003
03:21
Back In Black - Do Not Call
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Lewis Black talks about the political problem Americans are willing to come together and do something about: telemarketing.
10/01/2003
00:54
Intro - Job Market
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The bad news is that Ford and Chrysler announce job cuts. The good news is that at this pace, the entire nation will be unemployed.
10/01/2003
02:19
Headlines - The Gleaning Cuba
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba is home to some of America's biggest security threats, and those are just the people who work there.
10/01/2003
03:17
CIA Leak?
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The revelation that Ambassador Joseph Wilson's wife is a CIA operative came as a shocking disclosure to everybody, particularly one Joseph Wilson.
10/01/2003
03:00
As You Leak It
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The Bush administration exposes a spy in our midst. Unfortunately, she works for us.
10/01/2003
03:59
Bizarre Vagina Request
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Although they did not, The Daily Show wishes they came up with the saying "bizarre vagina request."
10/02/2003
04:04
Old Debate Revisited
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
You don't try to put erroneous information in a speech for a joint session of congress. That would be insane.
10/02/2003
05:35
Rob Lowe
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Arnold Schwarzenegger first asked Rob Lowe for his support, and then had a bizarre request about his vagina.
10/02/2003
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