The Colbert Report
White People Prayer Gap
Season 6 • 05/06/2010
If the prayer gap isn't closed, black Jesus and Hispanic Jesus will gang up on white Jesus.
Sign Off - Dancing With JulianThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen dances with Julian, the new cameraman he found on Rentboy.com.
Dave IsayThe Colbert ReportS6
Dave Isay has learned that moms, no matter where they come from, share a lot in common.
Intro - 5/5/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's Alpha Dog will bark your throat out, there's an enemy in your backyard, and Dave Isay discusses his book about moms.
The Enemy Within - Backyard ClotheslineThe Colbert ReportS6
Neighbors fine Susan Taylor for violating subdivision rules, but nothing will stop her from drying her clothes outside.
Alpha Dog of the Week - George RekersThe Colbert ReportS6
Reverend George Rekers travels to Europe with a male prostitute because he can't lift his own luggage.
Nashville Flood WakeboarderThe Colbert ReportS6
The fun police bust a guy wakeboarding on top of what was once a productive Nashville business district.
Stewart BrandThe Colbert ReportS6
Stewart Brand accepts the use of nuclear power because he wants to see us get off all the fossil fuels.
British Election Couverage - Andrew SullivanThe Colbert ReportS6
As the polls close in Great Britain's parliamentary election, Andrew Sullivan predicts chaotic results.
Movies That Are Destroying America - 2010 Summer Movie EditionThe Colbert ReportS6
"Prince of Persia" glamorizes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "Sex and the City 2" cheats on America, and "Iron Man 2" hasn't advertised enough.
Sign Off - The USA TodayThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen says goodnight while reading The USA Today.
White People Prayer GapThe Colbert ReportS6
Franklin Graham calls Islam an evil religion that practices murder, and white people are getting outprayed.
Greece Wither Soon - Scheherazade RehmanThe Colbert ReportS6
Scheherazade Rehman says the Germans did the right thing by bailing out Greece, but it was too little, too late.
Oil Containment Solution RandomizerThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen offers BP ways to shut off the geyser in the Gulf with his Oil Containment Solution Randomizer.
Intro - 5/10/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen thinks of ways to stop the Gulf oil spill, and Gary Johnson wants to raise money by legalizing pot.
Gary JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS6
Gary Johnson wants the government to decriminalize marijuana and tell kids the truth about smoking pot.
House Returns the FavorThe Colbert ReportS6
Dr. House's photo sits proudly on Stephen's shelf in a place of honor, next to his coin purse made from a bull's scrotum.
Australian Sperm ShortageThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen's Formula 401: G'Day Egg! was formulated in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse.
Sign Off - WristStrong ArmThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen waves goodnight with his numb, cadmium-tainted WristStrong arm.
Consumer Alert - Best Friends Charm BraceletsThe Colbert ReportS6
Lacing children's jewelry with heavy metal is a great way to teach our kids about the periodic table.
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