The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 10/08/2007
Your Holiness, don't think your new book is going to out-cute Stephen's.
The Word - CatastropheThe Colbert ReportS3
North Korea's agreement to peacefully disarm its nuclear program is a catastrophe, since the United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists. (Just joking, Saudi Arabia.)
An "I Am America (And So Can You!)" Success StoryThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen hears a testimonial from a reader of his book, "I Am America (And So Can You!)."
John KaoThe Colbert ReportS3
John Kao says countries like Finland are starting to innovate better than the United States. Stephen wants to know if it's time to invade Finland.
Fred Thompson's Lackluster CandidacyThe Colbert ReportS3
At a recent campaign stop, Fred Thompson asked attendees for a round of applause after failing to get one. Stephen offers some advice on how to get applause without asking.
Intro - 10/4/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight: Why Bush is Truman, the dangers of hybrid cars, and guest John Kao's claim that America has lost its lead in innovation -- clearly he hasn't tried Oreo pizza.
Intro - 10/8/07The Colbert ReportS3
Rush Limbaugh is criticized for his comments about soldiers, President Bush vetoes health care legislation, and Stephen won't rest until all the state capitals are recognized.
The Word - Medium MattersThe Colbert ReportS3
The Constitution gives the media the right to say anything, but not everyone has the right to listen.
Sign Off - I Am America (And So Can You!) DayThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen counts us down to the release of his new book.
George SaundersThe Colbert ReportS3
George Saunders says our national conversation is getting shrill and divisive. Stephen says people like him are evil.
Balls for Kidz - SCHIPThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen invites kids on the show for an explanation of what SCHIP is and why they can't have it.
Doggie Co-AuthorThe Colbert ReportS3
The Pope is not the only one who wrote a book with a pet -- Stephen worked with a puppy named Riley.
The Stephen Colbert InterviewThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen Colbert welcomes living legend and author of "I Am America (And So Can You!)," Stephen Colbert.
New Reagan CoinThe Colbert ReportS3
There is a growing gap in this country between the number of awards Ronald Reagan deserves and the number he has received.
Sign Off - Lead-Free InkThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen calms any fears we may still have about his new book.
Intro - 10/9/07The Colbert ReportS3
Questions about Barack Obama's patriotism threaten to overshadow questions about Barack Obama's blackness, and Stephen's book finally comes out.
I Am America On Sale Now!The Colbert ReportS3
It's not a party until the edges of the book line up with the angle of the display table.
The Word - Mighty DuckThe Colbert ReportS3
Keep treating this president like a lame duck and he'll be the mightiest duck the U.S. has ever seen.
Obama's LapelThe Colbert ReportS3
You don't need a flag pin on your lapel to be a patriot. That's why Stephen has a flag nipple ring.
Intro - 10/10/07The Colbert ReportS3
Bruce Springsteen has a much bigger Stephen to deal with now.
Tip/Wag - Bruce SpringsteenThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen demands that Bruce Springsteen come on the show and apologize, or at least accept Stephen's apology.
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