The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/23/07
Season 3 • 05/23/2007
The president gets what he wants, and everyone else can bite it.
Popularity ContestThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is outraged that someone would insinuate "American Idol" is merely a popularity contest.
Sign Off - Lesson ForgottenThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen learns an important lesson about writing down important lessons.
ThreatDown - EnvironmentalistsThe Colbert ReportS3
Environmentalists are on the list for setting up trust funds for bears.
John AmaechiThe Colbert ReportS3
Former center John Amaechi joins Stephen to discuss how hard it was to remember that he was the gay one in the NBA.
The Word - Party of ChangeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is relieved to find that the Democrats' talk of ethics reform merely meant that the public should reform their idea of right and wrong.
ThreatDown - Pellicano!The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen left Anthony Pellicano a few voicemails back in the late 90s, but he has nothing to be ashamed of, or incarcerated for.
Bush is Back!The Colbert ReportS3
The Democrats backed down on the Iraq timetable. President Bush is back!
Illegal Immigration - Bay BuchananThe Colbert ReportS3
Bay Buchanan explains why Stephen's idea for a crocodile moat border is too messy.
Sign Off - Hi-DefThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wants his viewers watching him in hi-def to know that The Colbert Report does not broadcast in hi-def.
Bob DeansThe Colbert ReportS3
Author Bob Deans explains there were slaves in America before there were pilgrims.
Intro - 5/23/07The Colbert ReportS3
The Democrats back down on a timetable for troop withdrawal, while the House and Senate forge a compromise on immigration.
Speaking FeeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen will see you in a week, unless you have a million dollars for his speaking fee.
Jimmy WalesThe Colbert ReportS3
Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales says that his staff is scrambling to protect Wikipedia from Stephen.
Up in SmokeThe Colbert ReportS3
There are some Memorial Day weekend dangers you might never have thought of if it weren't for Stephen thinking them up at you.
Fleet WeekThe Colbert ReportS3
The Fleet Week servicemen are just innocent, small town kids wandering a big city rife with temptations like liquor, gambling and museums.
Intro - 5/24/07The Colbert ReportS3
Since it's Memorial Day weekend, Stephen wants to remind everyone to turn their clocks back.
Better Know a District - Arizona's 7th - Raul GrijalvaThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen believes Representative Raul Grijalva's Interethnic Racial Harmony Award would make one hell of a weapon.
Big Loud FlagThe Colbert ReportS3
Some people have complained about Stephen's big, loud flag.
Better Know a District - Illinois' 9th - Jan SchakowskyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen visits the district on the North Shore of Chicago, home of Northwestern University, Wrigley Field and Mayor McCheese.
Uneventful VacationThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen recalls the uneventful events from his week off that only included performing medical experiments on himself and traveling the world behind a mask.
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