The Colbert Report
Timothy Dolan Pt. 1
Season 9 • 09/03/2013
Archbishop Timothy Dolan explains what goes on in the papal conclave.
NSA Press Conference on Domestic SpyingThe Colbert ReportS9
Edward Snowden ruined President Obama's plan to throw a surprise transparency party.
Obama Rodeo ClownThe Colbert ReportS9
There is no higher honor than having a cowboy clown wear a grotesque mask of your face while the announcer asks, "Who wants to see this guy trampled?"
Richard BrodheadThe Colbert ReportS9
Duke University President Richard Brodhead talks about his report on the humanities, "The Heart of the Matter."
Sign Off - Second Installment of cOlbert's Book ClubThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen assigns anything other than "The Catcher in the Rye."
Golden Age of FlammabilityThe Colbert ReportS9
America tries to throw a fracking party, but some folks are ruining it with their health issues and flammable sink water.
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Rosta!The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen congratulates his crack researcher, Jen, on the birth of her daughter.
Stephen's Science Project & Chemical Weapons in SyriaThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen researches the effects of black truffle fettuccine, and Bashar al-Assad kills more than 1,400 civilians with chemical weapons.
Intro - 9/3/13The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen returns from vacation, preps for Better Know a District and welcomes the Archbishop of New York, Timothy Dolan.
Timothy Dolan Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS9
Timothy Cardinal Dolan talks about Pope Francis' views on homosexuality and elaborate clothing.
Better Know a District - Michigan's 5th - Dan KildeeThe Colbert ReportS9
Freshman Congressman Dan Kildee thinks lesbian Latinas from Minnesota should have all their rights respected in the workplace.
Timothy Dolan Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
Timothy Cardinal Dolan discusses his e-book, "Praying in Rome: Reflections on the Conclave and Electing Pope Francis."
Gary EnglandThe Colbert ReportS9
Meteorologist Gary England locates Tornado Alley on a map and defends residents of Oklahoma.
Cris-Ish in Syri-Eh - Steve CollThe Colbert ReportS9
Pulitzer Prize-winning writer Steve Coll details President Obama's "limited military action" plan for Syria.
Perfect PollyThe Colbert ReportS9
A plastic parakeet brings retirees all the joy of owning a real parakeet -- like chirping, perching and more chirping.
Intro - 9/4/13The Colbert ReportS9
Congress debates taking action in Syria, technology breeds robotic companions, and meteorologist Gary England knows tornados.
Cris-Ish in Syri-EhThe Colbert ReportS9
Only 29% of Americans want the U.S. to attack Syria -- which, on the plus side, means that 29% of Americans know there is a place called Syria.
John PrineThe Colbert ReportS9
Folk legend John Prine recalls his time working as a mailman and explains why he's opposed to twerking.
cOlbert's Book Club & The Couch BunkerThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen assigns any book by J.D. Salinger except "Catcher in the Rye" and touts the latest product in home protection.
Intro - 9/5/13The Colbert ReportS9
Christine Quinn and Bill de Blasio vie for New York City mayor, gun owners get good news, and acoustic legend John Prine joins Stephen.
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