The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Cooters!

Season 9 • 09/15/2004

Ed Helms needs to get his hands on a cooter.

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Headlines - Automatics for the People
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Despite two-thirds of Americans being against it, Congress allows the 1994 ban on assault weapons to lapse.
09/14/2004
06:21

Patrick J. Buchanan
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Pat Buchanan discusses the state of the conservative movement and why George W. Bush needs to be removed.
09/14/2004
03:31

Oprah Gone Wild
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Oprah violates the talk show host code to treat her audience with a deep abiding contempt and gives away free cars.
09/14/2004
03:14

Back in Black - American Stages of Grief
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Three years after September 11th, America has finally processed all its grief and moved onto exploiting tragedy for every dime we can get.
09/14/2004
03:12

Mess O'Potamia - WMD: Everywhere Except Iraq
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It seems to be a common mistake these days of people confusing Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden.
09/15/2004
00:29

Meanwhile in Iraq...
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While the rest of the world follows the presidential campaign, American soldiers are still fighting in Iraq.
09/15/2004
00:50

Rosh Hashanah
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Jon talks about how all of New York is abuzz with the Jewish New Year.
09/15/2004
02:36

Sphere Factor
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In a banner week for NASA, scientists discover four new planets, super intelligent apes, and that spaceships don't bounce.
09/15/2004
00:14

Moment of Zen - Condi on the Defense
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Condoleeza Rice hammers her points home about the situation in Iraq.
09/15/2004
06:09

Alec Baldwin
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Alec Baldwin has a staff that occupies the top twenty floors of the Citicorp Building.
09/15/2004
05:00

Cooters!
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The town of Inverness, Florida wants to hold a festival celebrating one of its best attractions.
09/15/2004
01:32

Hurricane Ivan
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Samantha Bee explains that to report on extreme weather you have to be standing in conditions that approximate that weather.
09/16/2004
05:26

This Week in God - Falwell Law
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Jerry Falwell starts an Evangelical law school, Ellen DeGeneres plays God and Jews For Jesus annoy more people.
09/16/2004
05:02

Gwyneth Paltrow
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Gwyneth Paltrow tells Jon about the big robots in her new film.
09/16/2004
01:40

This Week Injustice - Necrophilia
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In California, prostitution is decriminalized, while necrophilia is now banned.
09/16/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Schrock's Message
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Republican Congressman Edward Schrock calls a gay sex personals phone line.
09/16/2004
02:33

Indecision 2004 - Forgery
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The documents produced by "60 Minutes" are undergoing the kind of scrutiny a more genteel generation reserved for blue dress semen stains.
09/16/2004
01:03

This Week Injustice - Lesbian Divorce
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Two pixilated lesbians make history in Canada by becoming the first gay couple to legally divorce.
09/16/2004
01:32

Hurricane Ivan
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Samantha Bee explains that to report on extreme weather you have to be standing in conditions that approximate that weather.
09/16/2004
00:58

This Week Injustice - Edward Schrock
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Congressman Edward Schrock, who once cosponsored a bill to ban same-sex marriage, leaves a message on a gay sex personals phone line.
09/16/2004
03:16

Media Culpa
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George W. Bush benefited from family connections to get a place in the Texas Guard, thus avoided service in Vietnam, which has led to Dan Rather's resignation.
09/21/2004
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