The Colbert Report
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Season 3 E 47 • 04/11/2007

Stephen (or equivalent) will see you tomorrow.

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02:22

The Colbert ReportS3 E46
Bears & Balls - Home

If you're selling your home, fill it with an enticing aroma -- like pheromones. Works for deer hunting.
04/10/2007
00:34

The Colbert ReportS3 E46
Intro - 4/10/07

Stephen sits down with author Jeannette Walls and talks about the bursting housing bubble.
04/10/2007
02:47

The Colbert ReportS3 E46
Stephen's Racial Slurs

Stephen thought he put the controversy surrounding his racial slurs to rest by replaying the comments and not apologizing.
04/10/2007
03:20

The Colbert ReportS3 E46
The Word - Hip Replacement

When people start following "The Young Invincibles," health care will go the way of acid washed jeans.
04/10/2007
00:52

The Colbert ReportS3 E47
Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy

If Stephen has one complaint about the news media these days, it's that the Anna Nicole Smith case is not getting the coverage it deserves.
04/11/2007
03:48

The Colbert ReportS3 E47
The Great Turtle Race

Normally, Stephen isn't an endangered species-hugger, unless he's hugging a snow leopard out of its last breath.
04/11/2007
03:54

The Colbert ReportS3 E47
Sport Report - Spirit Loses

The Saginaw Spirit's season is over, but Stephen looks forward to covering Ontario League Hockey again next year.
04/11/2007
03:39

The Colbert ReportS3 E47
The Word - Season Pass

Stephen doesn't like reality TV -- anything that makes stars of ordinary people takes money out of the pockets of extraordinary people like him.
04/11/2007
00:34

The Colbert ReportS3 E47
Intro - 4/11/07

Stephen discusses Islam with author Vali Nasr and breaks the big news from the annual leatherback turtle migration.
04/11/2007
07:06

The Colbert ReportS3 E47
Vali Nasr

Vali Nasr discusses the difference between Sunnis and Shias -- though Stephen thought the major difference was whether they greeted us with flowers or candy.
04/11/2007
00:11

The Colbert ReportS3 E47
Sign Off - Not Literally

Stephen (or equivalent) will see you tomorrow.
04/11/2007
00:10

The Colbert ReportS3 E48
Sign Off - French Canadian Viewers

Stephen says goodnight to his French Canadian viewers.
04/12/2007
00:27

The Colbert ReportS3 E48
Intro - 4/12/07

Stephen discusses the role of religion in public life with Dr. Richard Land and building manager Tad goes to an eagle festival.
04/12/2007
06:07

The Colbert ReportS3 E48
Dr. Richard Land

Dr. Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention gives Stephen the scoop on Northern Baptists.
04/12/2007
06:40

The Colbert ReportS3 E48
A Girl for Stephen Jr.

Tad the Building Manager goes to the Eagle Festival in search of a girlfriend for Stephen Jr.
04/12/2007
03:19

The Colbert ReportS3 E48
The Word - Body Armor

Stephen isn't saying we don't face challenges in Iraq -- they still don't get his show in the Sunni triangle.
04/12/2007
03:00

The Colbert ReportS3 E48
The Pope and Iraq

If the Pope wants a project, Stephen could help him get his own ice cream.
04/12/2007
00:11

The Colbert ReportS3 E49
Sign Off - Fondest Memories

Stephen details where in your brain you can find tonight's episode.
04/16/2007
03:20

The Colbert ReportS3 E49
Paulina Likes Stephen

Stephen isn't surprised that Paulina Porizkova thinks he's hot, since looking at Ric Ocasek is like looking in a mirror.
04/16/2007
01:28

The Colbert ReportS3 E49
Mope Retraction

Stephen misidentifies the Mormon pope, but calls on the Mormon church to correct the mistake.
04/16/2007
00:35

The Colbert ReportS3 E49
Intro - 4/16/07

Alberto Gonzales prepares to testify before Congress, Paul Wolfowitz gets his girlfriend a high-paying job, and Senator John Kerry talks to Stephen about the environment.
04/16/2007
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