The Colbert Report
Intro - 4/12/12
Season 8 • 04/12/2012
The world prepares for doomsday, and "Titanic" director James Cameron runs up costs.
The Colbert ReportS8 Employing a Veteran - Sergeant Bryan Escobedo
Marine veteran Sergeant Bryan Escobedo learns the ropes of punditry, including silent nods and made-up statistics.
The Colbert ReportS8 Michelle Obama Pt. 1
Michelle Obama discusses her national initiative for helping military families, Joining Forces, and the importance of lowering veterans' unemployment rates.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Whuh-How?
Stephen rarely sees military members and families because they make up only 1% of the U.S. population, and not the 1% that belongs to his tennis club.
The Colbert ReportS8 Amped Up for Michelle Obama
Flooded with Secret Service, Stephen's studio gears up for First Lady Michelle Obama.
The Colbert ReportS8 James Cameron
James Cameron discusses the "Titanic 3D" release and the submarine he helped engineer to dive straight to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
The Colbert ReportS8 Stephen Colbert's End of the World of the Week - Survivalist Singles & Tsunami Food
An Internet dating service helps survivalists Arma-get-it-on, and a fast food chain reminds evacuees to grab a menu.
The Colbert ReportS8 Cold War Update - Alleged Congressional Communists
The Tea Party's Allen West spills secret hearsay about some Democratic Congress members.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Other War on Women
Mitt Romney claims the Obama administration has waged the real war on women, and Obama campaign strategist Hilary Rosen's attack on Ann Romney helps his case.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 4/12/12
Stephen ponders doomsday planning, communists seize America, and interviewing director James Cameron comes at a cost.
The Colbert ReportS8 Bonnie Raitt
Award-winning American singer Bonnie Raitt talks about environmental activism and her popular track "Angel from Montgomery."
The Colbert ReportS8 A Beautiful War for Women
Women are the big prize this campaign year, and both Democrats and Republicans are fallopi-in it to win it.
The Colbert ReportS8 Newt Gingrich & Gun Rights
The NRA Annual Meeting draws a star-studded lineup of conservative, gun-loving Republicans, plus Mitt Romney.
The Colbert ReportS8 Secret Service Sex Scandal
Conservative journalist Ron Kessler blames the "worst" scandal in Secret Service history on Barack Obama's management culture.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 4/17/12
Chicken feed comes into question, a scandal rocks a government agency, and Jonah Lehrer shares an original insight.
The Colbert ReportS8 GSA Spending Scandal
Darrell Issa pulls the stopper on Jeff Neely's tub of lies, while Barack Obama gets blamed for being a poor GSA watchdog.
The Colbert ReportS8 Thought for Food - Bug Food Coloring, Hot-Dog-Stuffed Crust & Drugged Poultry
Starbucks uses pulverized bugs to color frappuccinos, a British Pizza Hut introduces a meat stalkers pizza, and some chicken feed includes caffeine and Prozac.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Dinner Table Pranks
Mitt Romney's private, family dinner table pranks elicit feelings of warmth and electability.