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Crab Makeover

E 8 • 10/22/2003

Kyle gets a makeover from the crab people.

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The Latin Fad is Back
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The women of South Park succeed in defeating the crab people's attempt to use TV to take over the world.
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Kyle Gets a Makeover
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Stan, Cartman and Kenny have gone metrosexual and want to share their knowledge with Kyle.
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Gayer Than You
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The boys argue with Craig over who's the gayest in the school. Kyle shares his doubts about his metrosexuality with Chef.
10/22/2003
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Straight Bashing
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Stan, Cartman and Kenny refuse to stick up for Kyle when he's picked on, and eventually beat up, for not being metrosexual.
10/22/2003
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Kyle's Had Enough
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After enduring a beating for not being gay enough, Kyle's knows what he has to do to cure the town of its metrosexuality.
10/22/2003
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Flippity Floppity Floop
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Mr. Garrison seeks advice from Chef about how to deal with the theft of his culture. Garrison realizes he has to get to the root of the problem, the "Queer Eye" guys.
10/22/2003
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Joining Forces
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Kyle boards a New York-bound train so he can kill the "Queer Eye" guys, only to find Garrison has the same plan. After a brief fight, they agree to kill them together.
10/22/2003
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Meet the Guys
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While the men of South Park race from sale to sale at the mall, Mr. Garrison and Kyle fail their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" guys.
10/22/2003
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01:27

Metrophobia
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When the women of South Park tell their husbands to man up, they're accused of being metrophobic. A pride parade is in order.
10/22/2003
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Crab People
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Garrison figures out that if the "Queer Eye" guys are so willing to make a profit off the wholesaling of what used to be a proud subculture, they must really not be gay.
10/22/2003
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Crab Makeover
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Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave are taken to the crab people's underground city and told the extent of the crab people's plan: world domination.
10/22/2003
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00:51

Metro Pride Parade
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The metrosexual men of South Park have their first pride parade and ther wives have had enough.
10/22/2003
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02:11

Not A Big Deal
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An FBI agent shows the boys the pain that goes with free music downloading.
10/29/2003
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Pleasing Jesus
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Faith Plus One meets with a record label. After they assure the execs that they're not just in it for the money, they sign a deal.
10/29/2003
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Myrrh Album
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At Cartman's ceremony the boys show up to admit they're wrong. But then they find out that there's no platinum in Christian rock.
10/29/2003
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First One to Have Platinum Album Wins
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At band practice, the boys realize that their sound is unfocused. Cartman says that Christian rock is the key to success.
10/29/2003
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180 Million Fans
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Cartman enlists Butters and Tolkien as the rhythm section for his new band.
10/29/2003
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FBI
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When the boys can't get money from their parents to buy CDs, they download the albums for free. The FBI shows up and takes them away.
10/29/2003
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Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus
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Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyrics to "Jesus."
10/29/2003
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Flashy Inspirational Album Cover
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Cartman takes Butters and Tolkien to the beach to shoot the cover for their album. Musical interlude shows Cartman furiously write lyrics.
10/29/2003
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Not A Big Deal 2
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The boys get released from prison and decide to put the band on hold. Until downloading has stopped, they will not contribute to the stealing of music.
10/29/2003
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